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Dump your teens in Nebraska
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Nebraska law allows abandonment of teensSafe-havens potentially permit parents to drop off kids as old as 19updated 6:05 p.m. ET, Fri., Aug. 22, 2008OMAHA, Neb. - Nebraskas new safe-haven law allowing parents to abandon unwanted children at hospitals with no questions asked is unique in a signif...
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Man arrested after taking naked son to bike ride in Vancouver By THE CANADIAN PRESS VANCOUVER - Naked cyclists converged on Vancouver's main police station Saturday after a man was arrested with his three-year-old son during a nude ride earlier in the day. Naked Bike Ride spokesman Conrad Schmidt s...
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Burning Journal rules addendum
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At our last staff meeting we discussed new moder...modamato...tomato... A few new forums, and people who are interested in bossing them. We'll take a look, but we'd like you, the membership to read the following changes/additions to the forum rules, and OUR concerns about posting nonsense, repet...
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Anorak
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What do the British mean when they call somebody an "anorak"? The nearest equivalent non-British slang term might be "nerd". An anorak is literally a hooded waterproof coat, and the slang term was originally applied to trainspotters - people whose hobby is hanging around ra...
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Cannabis oil & cell phones don't mix
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Phone call set drug cook on fire The Dominion Post | Saturday, 23 August 2008 Darren Jeffries was not behaving like the brightest spark but the one suspected to have come from his cellphone was bright enough - igniting cannabis oil he was cooking up in his bedroom with the door closed. Police said Jeff...
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This ain't right!
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Fame finds 4-eared feline thanks to Internet photo August 22, 2008 2:10 AM EDT DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. - The owners of Yoda - a cat with four ears - could use a couple extra hands to answer their telephones. Ted and Valerie Rock said they've been inundated with television offers and media inquiries since...
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Alright then, forget the cat...
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Ya gotta know this one... Judge for yourself, or selves! Their Sons These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. 'My son BIll,' says one, 'has made quite a name for himself in the home...
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Russian Bastards
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Guest5:27 PM, 08/23/08 Russian Federation The evil empire must be gathering information for an invasion.
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GM desperate ta unload '08s...
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...and maybe chop a few more plants from the list. Shit! I'd love ta have a new car...maybe an Audi-6... Or not! GM offers employee discount to all on 2008 models August 19, 2008 12:52 PM EDT NEW YORK - General Motors Corp. said Tuesday it will extend employee discounts to everyone on almost all of its 2...
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Psssst.....you keep missing the one main point
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....He has sighted drinking buddies who see that drink with him. Blind Frenchman fined for drunk driving AFP - Friday, August 22 12:54 pm NANCY, France (AFP) - A blind journalist was given a month's suspended jail sentence and fined 500 euros (750 dollars) by a French court Friday for driving while dr...
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Put on a happy face
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Face transplants: In pictures YOUR PICTURE GALLERY IS NOW LOADING...A successful face transplant in a 30-year-old Chinese man who was attacked by the bear in October 2004. SOME MAY FIND THE FOLLOWING IMAGES DISTURBING. The surgery included connection of arteries and veins, repair of the nose, li...
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She appears to be normal
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Naked woman allegedly threw feces at cops By THE CANADIAN PRESS CHATSWORTH, Ont. - An 18-year-old woman from Guelph, Ont., is facing charges after she allegedly stripped naked on a highway, ran into a cow pasture and threw mud and feces at police officers. The alleged incident occurred after police...
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Moab News
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Sheriff: 10 Killed In Small Plane Crash In UtahMOAB, Utah (AP) A twin-engine plane crashed near an airport not far from Arches National Park in southeastern Utah, killing all 10 people on board, an official said Saturday. The plane was fully engulfed in flames when emergency responders arrived lat...
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Diaper boy back in jail
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'Diaper man' arrested for lewdness at recreation centerReported by: Marcos Ortiz Last Update: 8/15 11:13 pm Print Story | Email Story Barton Jason Bagnes (ABC 4 News) EAST MILLCREEK, Utah (ABC 4 News) - A man known to police as Boy Diaper is back in jail. 31-year old Barton Bagnes was arrested yesterd...
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WARNING: Do not try this at home
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Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfiresA 12-year-old has been taken to hospital with burns after blowing up a petrol can while breaking wind. Last Updated: 11:30AM BST 20 Aug 2008Fire fighters were called to the scene after a boy set fire to his farts The boy was attempting to set fire to h...
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Freddie...guess where that pig came from?
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.....from last weeks Pig Roast at the yard. Wild Boars Plaguing Gloucester Co.TRENTON (AP) Rural Gloucester County has a boorish problem on its hands: wild boars. More than 100 of the creatures are ripping up golf courses, wrecking farms and fields, and killing native plants. The feral swine are de...
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Zebbers?
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Organs Taken From Bear Hit By Car Near Lake TahoePOSTED: 10:06 am PDT August 21, 2008 TRUCKEE, Calif. -- State wildlife officials in California are investigating whether a bear hit by a car near Lake Tahoe may have had its organs removed for sale on the black market. The state patrol notified transp...
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Who's messin' with my avatar this time?
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Calvin? Hobbes? Troll? Tu? Q? Uke? Rob? Bob? Well...damnit! Quit it!
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I feel much safer now...
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Homeland Security Computers Hacked, Phone Calls to Middle East WASHINGTON - A hacker broke into a Homeland Security Department telephone system over the weekend and racked up about $12,000 in calls to the Middle East and Asia. The hacker made more than 400 calls on a Federal Emergency Management Ag...
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Wrong station? Or wrong train?
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What the hell... Damnit! Ratbag!
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Another wayward teacher
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Ex-teacher gets prison for sex with Pa. student PITTSBURGH (AP) A former Pittsburgh-area gym teacher will spend up to three years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old student, and sending the boy erotic text messages and nude pictures by cell phone. Twenty-seven-year-old Beth Ann Chester h...
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Time for a pole
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Standing Room Only
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Puerto Rico corpse kept upright for 3-day wakeAug 19 02:48 PM US/Eastern 72 Comments The body of deceased Angel Pantoja Medina stands erect and leans against... The body of deceased Angel Pantoja Medina, left, stands leaning against... Carlos Medina, right, kisses the cheek of his deceased brot...
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