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The Other Meat
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Guardian | Submitted by: Can'o'Pubes "Police in Pakistan have arrested two men for allegedly digging up a newly buried corpse and eating its flesh in a curry... The two brothers are said to have cut the legs from the body of a 24-year-old woman and cooked the flesh in a steel pot. Some of the grueso...
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Steak and a Beer
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Knoxville News Sentinel | Submitted by: lord redpubes "Mike said he wanted a fucking beer, and he wanted a fucking beer right now." Ford was shot six times, slashed and stabbed. The "heart" Merritt nibbled on was actually a fist-sized chunk of flesh, the remains of which Merri...
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I'm Smokin'!
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I want some good ham. I heard that in the old days (when uke was old) that the ham hung in the corner of the smokehouse all winter and was smoked several times.. It was dry and good. I remember ham being good when I was young. This watery crap they sell these days just dont get it. So I got a ham, shank half, some...
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Wound Plugged With Doner Kebab
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This Is West Country | Submitted by: stabwoundz "He had been watching a football match before deciding to buy a kebab when the horror unfolded. James suffered a deep horizontal cut to the throat, narrowly missing his vocal chords... James told how he then used the £3.40 greasy, late-night sna...
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Gastronomes Glutted At Cricket Trough
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BBC | Submitted by: Rev. Ima 'Dog' Porker, SSPX "The professor at Wageningen University said insects had more protein than cattle per bite, cost less to raise, consumed less water and did not have much of a carbon footprint... Chef Gurp, who created recipes for mealworm quiche and chocolate p...
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nky.com | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III hormpth homrpth: "Pets fed on dead woman" Read article...
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Extra Protein Served
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Portsmouth Daily Times | Submitted by: somewhatsadistic "The kitchen staff at first thought they were pepper flakes." Submitter adds: "This happened in my town, the school is a stone's throw away from my house. New Boston, Scioto County, Ohio, is the western most county in South...
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Tastykake news produces sweet talk - and bitterness
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Tastykake news produces sweet talk - and bitterness THE DEATH OF Tastykake? The news that the iconic Philadelphia brand could be sold or merged had our readers talking. Here's what some of you had to say on Ronnie Polaneczky's blog and theDaily News Facebook page: "It's all junk-food that is h...
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Delicious Food Marinated In Urine
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Emirates 24/7 | Submitted by: Danger Mouse "The Saudi employer saw the maid adding urine to the food she cooked for the family in the central town of Buraida... She admitted that she had been adding urine to the family's food because she believes this is a sort of magic that will make them love her...
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Chicken soup simmerin' away...
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...full of the good stuff! Like an organically grown half-bird, potatoes, a turnip, some white rice, wild rice (Grown in Minnesota), celery, carrots, onions, garlic, black-pepper...parsley flakes, and celery leaves. Been cookin' for about two hours...adding extras. Now just awaiting that fi...
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Freddie is cooking!
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Decided to make some chili, I don't know how it will turn out, but I put the crock pot to use for the first time in years.
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Machines Make Chicken Curry
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News Corporation | Submitted by: Emily the strange "According to NUW, Sarel had just finished a four-hour shift when he was asked to go back and re-clean a pack line area. Sarel was standing on a ladder hosing the area down when he was swept into a machine and decapitated... "Over time what...
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Gumbo for one
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There is no way you can make gumbo for one but since "I'm a one" these days, I still enjoy making this delectible shit. So what if I have leftovers. They freeze well. Only complaints I have is the regular Andouille Sausage I use seemed to be lacking somehow. Also the chicken seemed tougher tha...
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Tasty Lizards Breed Asexually
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Independent | Submitted by: anonymous "Specimens of the lizard are served up grilled with salad in restaurants of the Mekong Delta in south-west Vietnam, which led to the discovery that it was a species new to science... A study of the lizard has revealed that it consists entirely of females w...
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Exploding Escargot Splatter Rotarians
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Marin Independent Journal | Submitted by: torchstar "Plaintiffs allege the gastronomical gastropods burst from their plate when cocktail forks were applied, resulting in a spray of hot garlic butter on their faces and polo shirts. O'hara claims the butter got into one of his tear ducts; hi...
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Nov 7 1965
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Nov 7 1965 The Pillsbury Doughboy makes its first appearance. It (we refer to the creature as "it"; marketing may call it a Doughboy but there is no evidence of genitals) has had a long and uneventful career, but the puffy pastry is now in serious trouble as he recently shit a croissant in fro...
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Mega Death Hot Sauce Earns The Name
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Courthouse News | Submitted by: The Grim Meeper "Soon after ingesting the chili mixed with the substance, the boy began to suffer a severe physical reaction, including the flaring-up of hives on his skin, difficulty breathing and severe pain and inflammation of his digestive system includ...
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This piece of B&O is one hot additive
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This piece of B&O is one hot additive On a Monopoly game board, the Baltimore & Ohio (B&O) Railroad -- Americas first railroad -- will cost you $200. Buying the B&Os current parent, CSX Transportation, will set you back about $54 per share. But now there is a poor soul's avenue to o...
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Gardening spring 2010
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Fuck my body is sore. 6 straight days of digging dirt and slinging compost. Not all my soreness is from the garden as 3 days was spent reconstructing the strip along side my driveway that my brother-in-law messed up in building his new house. Now it's nice and smooth and just waiting for the new grass see...
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Would you eat here?
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The millionaire's cheese sarnie: TV chef's £110 snack is the world's most expensive
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Peaches
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Shortly after Mrs Krink and I married we got a "Frost Peach" tree as a gift. Of course it was scrawny thing to begin with. Growing peaches on the west side of the Cascade range is not something most entertain. Eastern Washington has a lot of peach tree farms and the stores around here reflect t...
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Green Beans
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I think the majority of gardeners that grow green beans do so with the intention of canning them. Nothing better than steamed green beans as a dinner side dish but every night for 2 months? Don't think so. When the green beans are ready for picking, you get bags and large bowls full. They store great in th...
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Brining
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