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Man dismembered and cooked after sex gamesPublished: 25 Jan 12 13:43 CET Updated: 25 Jan 12 15:16 CETShare263 The dismembered, partially cooked corpse of a missing man has been found in a Berlin apartment, where prosecutors believe he was killed after a sex game spiralled out of control.Bestiali...
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Deep Throat gone awry
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Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During SexThe 74 year-old Taiwan man reportedly choked on his dentures while having sex with a prostituteComments8Share1013 A 74 year-old Taiwanese man reportedly died after choking on his dentures during sex (February 2, 2012)TopicsSex CrimesProstitu...
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Keep Driving
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Canadians, It's Always Canadians: TONASAKET, Wash. Authorities say a British Columbia man drove about 225 miles after his 75-year-old wife died in the car next to him, uncertain whether he could cross the Canadian border with her. http://tinyurl.com/6ljfswf
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GIs Honored With Ash Heap Disposal
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BBC | Submitted by: itchley "Incinerated partial remains of at least 274 troops were reportedly dumped at landfills between 2004-08 by the largest military mortuary in the US... Since the landfill dumping ended three years ago, such cremated partial remains are now buried at sea... It emerg...
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French Nuclear Reactors Easily Penetrated
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Al Jazeera | Submitted by: Soylent "Greenpeace activists secretly entered a French nuclear site before dawn and draped a banner reading Coucou and Facile, (meaning Hey and Easy) on its reactor containment building, to expose the vulnerability of atomic sites in the country... French power...
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Kentucky Church Bans Interracial Couples
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The New Civil Rights Movement | Submitted by: miscegenatrix "Parties of such marriages will not be received as members, nor will they be used in worship services and other church functions, with the exception being funerals. All are welcome to our public worship services. This recommendati...
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Overgrow the World's Insidious Plan
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Toke of the Town | Submitted by: st0ne "Overgrow The World has the same goal as most of us: Full re-legalization of cannabis/hemp for all farmers and responsible adults around the world. But OTW plans to achieve this goal through a unique method: planting marijuana in public, highly visible pl...
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Tattoo Is A Steaming Pile
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Sun | Submitted by: The Drifter "Rossie wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back... Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it... He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.&qu...
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Burp In Class, Go Directly To Jail
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Santa Maria Times | Submitted by: LJ "The boy was transported [to Juvie] without his parents being notified in May after he burped audibly in PE class and his teacher called a school resource officer to complain he was disrupting her class. The lawsuit also details a separate Nov. 8 incident whe...
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Friendly Dog?
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NINFFPBA: Submitted by Pit BossCoroner: N. Ind. man fought fatal pit bull attackAssociates Press BURNETTSVILLE, Ind. (AP) A coroner says a northern Indiana man died when his pet pit bull bit into his jugular vein and that bite marks to his forearms show he had tried to fend off the animal. State polic...
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The Castration of Uranus
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Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Veggie "The victim, who was not identified, told detectives that Becker made him dinner, but he believed something was wrong with his food... He went to lie down and when he woke up he found himself tied to the bed, with his wife tugging his clothes off, he said. Sh...
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Pizza Night Ends Badly
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Indianapolis Star | Submitted by: chunkybutt "A gory Nov. 19 accident left Joel Britton covered in horse blood and feces and stunned his three young daughters traveling with him... The horse's head ripped through the windshield, Britton said. I felt the horse next to me, near my arm. I held the...
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666 Days Without a Workplace Eschaton
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WSB-TV 2 Atlanta | Submitted by: dripper "Hyatt said Berry employees must wear stickers with the number of days the company has gone without an accident. When the number approached 666, Hyatt said he asked not to be forced to wear the sticker. Hyatt told Jones he even requested a day off, or a vaca...
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Meet My Husband, Stu: He Makes A Great Curry
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CNN | Submitted by: JoyGrenade "A Pakistani woman is being held on suspicion of killing her husband, cutting him up and trying to cook the pieces, Karachi police said Friday. Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas... Neighbors raised the...
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Ferrets Plotting to Kill Humanity with H5N1
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CIDRAP | Submitted by: Soylent "But when tested in ferrets, this mutant virus still didn't spread very easily through close contact. Fouchier and his team then undertook to let the virus evolve naturallya project that he described as really, really stupid... They inoculated one ferret with...
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Mosley Plays Whack-A-Mole
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The Guardian | Submitted by: max bacchanal "Max Mosley is suing Google in France and Germany in an attempt to force the internet company to monitor and censor search results about his alleged sado-masochistic orgy... Mosley is battling to remove from the internet false and libellous referen...
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Sympathy for the Devil John Pike
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Atlantic Monthly | Submitted by: Babatunde "The large-scale deployment of video recording technologies combined with high-speed media diffusion channels have allowed everyone to see what only a tiny number did back in 2003 in Miami. They are seeing kids getting pepper sprayed and hundred...
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Use Fix-A-Flat for Maximum Booty Call
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Miami Herald, ABC News | Submitted by: The Greyhound "On Friday, Miami Gardens police finally caught up with the elusive doctor, a transgender woman whose own butt is the size of a truck tire. Investigators suspect she is part of an underground network of scam artists who have been offering pum...
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Don't Let This Get Out
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Queens Journal | Submitted by: Mikeisbrass "Front page titles over the past three years included: Mouth raping your little sister since 1905, Sucking the nipple and biting the tit since 1905 and Perpetuating racial stereotypes since 1905. The pamphlets described The Banner as our dirty gos...
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Norwegians and Finns Fight Over Who Owns Aurora Borealis
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Der Spiegel | Submitted by: Soylent "We can not stand by and watch the Finns try to grab a bigger share"of the northern lights market, said Per-Arne Tuftin of Innovation Norway, a state-owned company that promotes tourism in Norway. We will not give up -- the northern lights will be ours, h...
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Great Balls of Fire: 15 Eunuchs Incinerated
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Tribune PK | Submitted by: homo eructus "New Delhi police said an electrical fault may have sparked the fire, which quickly spread through tents erected for a three-day gathering of thousands of eunuchs. We were serving tea to some activists when the tent above our heads just exploded in flame...
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Deaf Guy Killed by Police After Failed to Hear Siren
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WRAL | Submitted by: pooby Deaf guy falls off bicycle, police think he is drunk. Doesn't hear siren, so officer decides to taser him as he is clearly a major threat to... umm... figure that out later. Deaf guy dies. "Williams said Turner then saw Anthony take something out his pocket and put it int...
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Pakistan Bans Monkey Crotch, Other Phrases
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BBC | Submitted by: Keya23 "The Pakistani Telecommunications Authority has ordered mobile phone companies in Pakistan to block from cell phone text messages over 1000 words that it deems obscene... Says one tweeter: As expected, the #PTABannedList has made its way all over Pakistan, &...
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Becoming One With a Dead Horse
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KPHO-TV 5 Phoenix | Submitted by: x0mbigrl "She decided, I don't know if it was pre-meditated or if she decided once they were slaughtering the horse that she wanted to crawl inside it and feel what it was like to be one with the horse... One picture -- the most artistic one of the bunch -- shows the w...
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Walking Bubble Wrap
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News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous "People are afraid, they are frightened of my horrible face and worried they might catch the disease... So instead I avoid people, I rarely go out except to pick up my daughter from school. And when I do I cover my head and my face because I don't want my da...
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