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Aunt Burnt With Magnifying Glass
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"Foose was playing with a child's magnifying glass when it started a fire on her clothes, causing burns on 50% of her body."

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May Have To Change Name Of Vest
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"A man has appeared in court to deny the manslaughter of his teenage friend who was knifed while trying on a stab-proof vest... Baxter's defence will argue the death was caused by "horseplay".

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Beard Farmer Bares All
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"George mindlessly handed memory cards to the father until he reached one card. George began to panic, saying, "No, no, no," as pornographic images of the man's 5-year-old daughter appeared on the screen." [Mugshot]

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Ya might consider narrowing the focus just a tad Fauxy... You know, more 'local' yokels.

Say a phew ophph our very own members (in shaky standing at the moment!).

No names please!

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That'll Teach Those Spiders
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"A person trying to exterminate black widows with a homemade open-flame torch ignited a fire Friday afternoon that damaged a home's garage in central Fresno."

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Man passes driver's test, crashes into license exam center

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Moments after he passed his driver's test, a man crashed his car into the glass doors of the license exam center in Collier, Pa., his startled instructor still in the passenger seat.

The car skidded clear into the building, where about 10 customers were seated in a waiting area.

Police said the man, in his 30s, had pulled into a parking space outside the Drivers License Center Wednesday afternoon after taking the test in Collier, a township southwest of Pittsburgh.

"He thought he had (the car) in park but he didn't," Collier police Sgt. Brian Halbleib said, and the car jumped the curb when he took his foot off the brake. "He panicked and hit the accelerator and went through the front."

Stunned customers screamed and called 911, witnesses said. Long skid marks were still visible Wednesday night, as clean-up crews assembled new glass windows and doors.

"It was pretty crazy," said 18-year-old Tyler Cherilla, of Imperial, Pa., who was among those waiting to get his license. "I turned around and it had just plowed right into the front."

Four people suffered only minor injuries. Neither the driver nor his instructor was hurt, said Halbleib, who wouldn't identify them.

Both men were "shaken up quite a bit," Halbleib said. As for the driver, "he just kept apologizing. He didn't mean to do it. Right now, we're ruling it an accident."



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Quebec Boob Triggers Death Trap
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"An elderly man thought it would be a good idea to set up a deadly anti-thief security system and then forget all about the string-and-rifle contraption. As he cooked an early supper, the boob managed to set off his own trap. Now he's dead, leaving an uneaten dinner to rot along side his corpse."

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Hey Uke, were did you put the Claymore mines????

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Deep Cleansing With Acetone
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"The teen leans over a bathroom sink while a friend douses his scalp in what is believed to be nail polish remover. Another teen puts a lighter to the boy's head, causing it to ignite... The boy can then be heard yelling IT'S ON MY SCALP IT'S ON MY SCALP as he runs around the room while his friends collapse in helpless laughter... The boy shoves his head in the toilet to douse the flames." [Video]

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Thüringer Bricks Himself In Basement
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"After spending the weekend immured underground, the man went into action on Monday, attacking his neighbours' firewall with a hammer drill... The neighbours, with whom the man had already been quarrelling for months, called the police when they heard the loud drilling... When he finally broke through to the other side and saw his neighbours, the pensioner began insulting them."

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Del. Man Charged With Hotel Robbery, For 4th Time

December 27, 2010 2:52 PM

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NEWARK, Del. (AP) Police in Delaware say a man charged with robbing a Newark motel three times in December has struck again at the same motel.

Delaware State Police said Monday that 38-year-old Daniel Prouse of New Castle is being charged with robbery and with violating the terms of his release after he robbed the Comfort Suites in Newark on Sunday. Prouse had already been charged with robbing the motel on Dec. 9, Dec. 12 and Dec. 20.

Police say Prouse arrived at the motel on Sunday just before 10 p.m. and demanded money from a clerk behind the motels counter. A trooper patrolling the area later saw Prouse, who matched the description of the robber. When the officer conducted a search, a bag of money was located in Prouses pocket.

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Robbery Suspect Needs A Lift
San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: jasondee
"Wright sat in his girlfriend's car last week at a Hercules roadside after she ran out of gas. The girlfriend decided to call 911 for help... While not the usual way of summoning a tow, police applaud her initiative. Nearby El Cerrito, after all, sought both in connection with a January takeover robbery."

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Now that ya mention the claymores Phred, we deployed quite a few aroun Tan Quy Tay... Might hafta return ta warn the locals. Damnit...almost forgot about that part!

Somethin' turned on a switch in the dark recesses of my head, and restarted the whole Vietnam thing...again. Coulda been the aniversary (16 Mar 67) of my bud Tony who died of wounds before his 21st birthday.

We partied hard at Tan Quy Tay on my 21st, Jan 20, 1967. He was like a younger brother, although he was only eight, or nine months younger'n me.

Just before we deployed, we hitched home from Georgia. and he married his high school sweetie Linda... On Thanksgiving 1966.

 

Claymore info:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M18_Claymore_anti-personnel_mine



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Next time I am in DC, I will look for him on the wall. I need to go visit my squadron mates in Arlington, I figure in September.

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After the first trip ta 'the wall,' back in 1990, or so...I thought about visiting again. These days, I'm less inclined ta travel that far east! Washington, DC, not a nice place.

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