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Uke...it looks like I'll have about 3000 blueberries
to pick in a couple weeks. Do I need to make you
a pie?

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Well Krink, I think that is the question that Uke really wants to answer.

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Uke, how do bees recover?

Bees that fell on turnpike are recovering

CHERRY HILL, N.J. (AP) A few thousand bees that survived a fall from a truck onto the New Jersey Turnpike are recovering.

The hive was thrown near Interchange 3 near Runnemede on Saturday, killing most of the estimated 10,000 to 15,000 bees aboard.

State officials took the remaining bees to the home of Cherry Hill beekeeper Seth Belson.

Belson says he has not found a queen bee yet. He says he needs to see if she's still alive or if a new one has been crowned.

If not, he might need to buy a new one or have the bees join another hive. ^

Information from: The Philadelphia Inquirer, http://www.philly.com

© 2008 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.



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Uke wrote:

Uke advises caution. In other words, do NOT try this at home!


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The Krink wrote:

Uke...it looks like I'll have about 3000 blueberries
to pick in a couple weeks. Do I need to make you
a pie?


I love pie...biggrin

 



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Klink, your dues are paid up for the next three years. Why wouldn't I expect a blueberry pie?

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Uke....does he roll like a log and float like a leaf?

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Uke....is this considered a hybrid?

Piglet with monkey's face

Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

Mutant pig /Quirky China News

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.


 
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I wonder what the farmer looks like?

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Date: August 17, 2008 22:17
Why do locomotives usually pull instead of push?
Author: RailDawg

Maybe a dumb question but I'm curious...

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Hey Uke, why do they put expiration dates on sour cream?

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Hey Uke, if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?

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