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Man killed after urinating on third rail
LONDON - A man who was killed at a busy railway station died when he reportedly urinated on the track, police told the Sun.

British Transport Police confirmed the 41-year-old was electrocuted at Vauxhall station in south London at around 5:20 p.m.

He walked on to the track from Platform 1, a BTP spokesman said.

The Polish tourist went to find somewhere discreet to go to the toilet and his urine splashed onto the live rail.

The newspaper said he was a married teacher who was believed to be visiting the UK to improve his English.

A spokesman for London Ambulance Service said a fast response unit and two ambulances were sent to the station but the man died at the scene.

(This item appeared in the Sun July 22, 2008.)

July 22, 2008


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Kinda reminds me of a Pollack joke... Why did the Pollack piss on the tracks?

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Uke wrote:

Kinda reminds me of a Pollack joke... Why did the Pollack piss on the tracks?





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Talk about dumb luck....Myth Busters tried many different ways to prove the myth and couldn't do it.

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Gotta ask..what myth would that be Cal?

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Uke wrote:

Gotta ask..what myth would that be Cal?


You can get electrocuted by pissin on the third rail myth...

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So who volunteered to find out it was a myth?

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Calvin wrote:
You can get electrocuted by pissin on the third rail myth...
I remember that episode.  They said it was difficult to do because your piss breaks up and doesnt make a solid stream.  You'd have to get close to the rail, like the polish guy did.



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Shoe-shine man?

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I figured someone would post that picture of the burned cock...

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Another good, well sorta good...semi-good...

Ah shit! One more useless post down the toilet!

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