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Dear New Owners,

Word has finally trickled down to the old potato cellar that we are under new management. Congratulations on your new acqusition. Our staff looks forward to working with you to continue our long and rich tradition of providing quality graphic arts to this forum. 

While our staff welcomes change, we do have some concerns and questions we would like you to address. Morale is at an all-time high in the BJ Photochop Dept. and we would like that to continue as it insures our graphic artists produce the best 'cutting edge' graphics.

Your timely reply to the following questionnaire will be appreciated.

1. Will the new management implement mandatory random drug and alcohol testing?

2. Will the Photochop department's expense account at the Canadian On-line Pharmacy be funded at it's current level?    

3. Will the current "Don't Ask / Don't Tell" policy remain in effect?

4. Will the new management implement mandatory random drug and alcohol testing?

5. Will there be funding available to upgrade our departments computers from DOS to Windows 3.11 and the new version of Photochop?

6. Will "Friday T-Shirt & Speedo Day" be continued?

And Finally:

7.  Will the new management implement mandatory random drug and alcohol testing?

Thank-You,

The BJ Photochop Staff

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8. Fuck Uke

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Is it a deep pockets law firm?

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Is it a deep pockets law firm?




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Hey...spot with those jokes! Good lawy...attorneys are nice. Ta phind!

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P;s. Uke thinks BJ Potochp for;phor impotrant formashn. Thnkyu the spapht. Staph.

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BJ PhotoChop Department wrote:

 Morale is at an all-time high



 WTF....??



-- Edited by FMB on Sunday 17th of October 2010 10:31:04 AM

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FMB wrote:

 

BJ PhotoChop Department wrote:

Morale is at an all-time high



WTF....??



-- Edited by FMB on Sunday 17th of October 2010 10:31:04 AM

 




Blackdog is our morale cheerleader.



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With Black Dog leading, our morale will reach the stratosphere.

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Oh shit....he is here......be quiet and smile.

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There is nothing random about the drug testing, since there is only one person in the dept.

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How'd ya know that huh?

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Maybe it's Phreddie's department. Phreddie, are you the anonymous staph infection, errr, staph member, yeah, that's it.

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Phreddie don't photo chop no how.

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What is my job anyway?

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