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Freddie Krueger wrote:

I remember my one and only appointment with a marriage counselor. She asked me what my wife and I had in common. I told her at the get go that both of us don't suck dick.


Yes, but wasn't this before you drank hazelnut?



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Yes, it was. But I haven't developed the desire to suck dick. Maybe after I retire, so I can get my self respect back.

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Freddie Krueger wrote:

Yes, it was. But I haven't developed the desire to suck dick. Maybe after I retire, so I can get my self respect back.


I knew a BOT who told a assistant superintendent that when he retired. TM failed to see the humor. You might say he was greatly offended.



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Beautiful! And gettin' there tu!

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Uke wrote:

Beautiful! And gettin' there tu!


Does this mean that Uke is going to start texting?



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I wanna know about Tweeter before texting!

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FMB wrote:

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"Nice" is that last thing a woman calls a man before she doesn't sleep with him.



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Uke wrote:

I wanna know about Tweeter before texting!


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BlackDog wrote:
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"Nice" is that last thing a woman calls a man before she doesn't sleep with him.


She said, "That phukker isn't nice and he's got a bad attitude, tu".



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