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Breakfast. Across the country, every self respecting joint that serves breakfast (Eggs, omelettes, pancakes, or flapjacks...) They ask ya that.

Why? And they'll come back with the precious commodidy, either ketchup, or catsup. Depending...

Additionally, a lot of 'em ask if ya'd like Tobasco with your... I love it! Breakfast joints that is.

Ketchup, or catsup. What the hell is it? Does it taste different if it's spelled one way, or the other, and does it really make any difference?

Bacon. Yep. Or sausage. Links, or patty? Ham. Yeah... Hash browns, or home fries? How 'bout some grits for a change?

Grits? No! Nobody has grits! At least in the "Northern Tier" they ain't!

Ya want grits...pack 'em with ya, and have the cook fix 'em up with your breakfast!



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Do you fancy your ketchup, or is your ketchup fancy?

I have a cousin who puts ketchup on everything. It hasn't seemed to affect him negatively in any way....so far.



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Some places, when ya sit down...it's right there on the counter, or table. But other places stash the ketchup/catsup. Hide it away...
Tobasco too. Why? I've never seen anybody walkin' out of a restaurant, or diner with a bottle stashed in their jeans, or coat.
Not yet anyway.

And how 'bout this...just when ya got your coffee perfect, the way you like it...the waitress sneaks up behind ya and refills your cup! Even though ya didn't want any more...except what was already in your cup. Which was perfect the way it was!

Back east ya rest your overturned spoon on the rim of your cup ta indicate "No more coffee!" Out here, waitresses don't get it... They sneak up on ya pour more coffee inta your cup anyway! Now I explain...but I shouldn't hafta do that!

But what the hell...'road food' is half the reason why we get out on the highway in the first place. That's the real adventure!



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Ketchup has eyes.

Ugh!

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Sorry. Forgot about that...

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Uke wrote:



And how 'bout this...just when ya got your coffee perfect, the way you like it...the waitress sneaks up behind ya and refills your cup! Even though ya didn't want any more...except what was already in your cup. Which was perfect the way it was!

Back east ya rest your overturned spoon on the rim of your cup ta indicate "No more coffee!" Out here, waitresses don't get it... They sneak up on ya pour more coffee inta your cup anyway! Now I explain...but I shouldn't hafta do that!




And that's why Snippy tips better than Uke, Knick-Knick girl will never know where she screwed up.



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FUCK UKE

 

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Remember being on holidays with Mrs Krink in Pennsylvania. We went
there to watch some sprintcar racing and checkout the area in the
meantime. Recall stopping at a resturant in a town I have forgot
the name of (Central PA). Remember we both ordered the roast
beef dinner. When the dinner came it looked great and noticed
no ketchup was on the table. So I asked the waitress for some
ketchup. Well it was the response from this waitress that will stick
in my mind forever. "Where you all from that you put ketchup on
your roast beef"? Washington State we both replied. Well we sure
made her day. She's still probly laughing at us.

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Ketchup? No, Krink, you put horseradish on roast beef. Ketchup? Oh my.

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You put horseradish on anything. Even freedom fries.

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Snippy wrote:

You put horseradish on anything. Even freedom fries.


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Especially 'fresh' trout!

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You speak about the food of the masses.

I flick you off my shoe.

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Uke wrote:

Especially 'fresh' trout!


 



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Cy Valley wrote:

And that's why Snippy tips better than Uke, Knick-Knick girl will never know where she screwed up.


 That poor girl is still clicking her own mouse cause Uke stiffed her on the tip AND snatched a lighthouse knick knack!



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