The theatre of the absurd continues:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/to-fund-border-wall-trump-administration-weighs-cuts-to-coast-guard-airport-security/2017/03/07/ba4a8e5c-036f-11e7-ad5b-d22680e18d10_story.html

 Educated Liberals...

.....the worlds greatest charlatan, Donald J. Drumpf, continues to demonstrate that he is a paranoid, delusional, ignorant, unethical, divisive, inarticulate, incompetent, thin-skinned, grossly narcissistic sociopath; an arrogant, autocratic, bloviating, bullying, misogynistic, pathological fabulator and liar, and a politically naïve fool ; and his febrile brain continues status twitterus (a dangerous mental condition in which twittering fits follow one another without recovery of consciousness between them)in sum, a classic Dunning-Kruger affecteeutterly unfit to be POTUS. 

 http://www.salon.com/2016/09/30/idiocracy-now-donald-trump-and-the-dunning-kruger-effect-when-stupid-people-dont-know-they-are-stupid/

Drumpfs sole reason for being has never been other than to feed his insatiable narcissism, and underpin hisalways exaggerated and, hopefully, now decliningwealth. Anyone that thinks that he has ever had any sense of service other than self-service, or that a man who has spent his entire adult life promoting his brandat the cost of, usually, the poorly educatednow cares one iota about anyone else, or that he or his familial parasites will pass up any opportunity to monetise his presidency, is naivein the extreme. 

Drumpf is an idiot; had he not been born into great wealth, its probable he would now be living under an overpass somewhere. Yet, the "poorly educated" have elected this bouffanted buffoon to be POTUS, making the U.S. the laughing stock of the worldthe Drumpf sock puppet is such a gross narcissist it is unaware that it's Putin's (or SS-Obergefreiter Bannons) fingers that are stimulating its colon. Still, maybe Putin will one day provide us with copies of Drumpfs tax returns.  

Drumpf offers only dangerously simple answers to complex problems. How can this bloviating ignoramus presidency possibly end other than in some major tragedy? 

FMB wrote:

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Maybe they otter get Ryan to commisurate with his intellectual equal, Al Bundy and go kick the tires on a Dodge.

Eeeeeek!!!!

There's a witch in my microwave!

A BILL TO BE ENTITLED

1 AN ACT

2 relating to the regulation of men's health and safety; creating

3 a civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions.

4 BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS:

5 SECTION 1. Subtitle H, Title 2, Health and Safety Code,

6 is amended by adding Chapter 173 to read as follows:

7 Sec. 173.001. SHORT TITLE. This chapter may be called the

8 Man's Right to Know Act.

9 Sec. 173.002. PURPOSE. The purpose of this chapter is to

10 express the state's interest in promoting men's health; ensure

11 Texas men experience safe and healthy elective vasectomies,

12 Viagra utilizations, colonoscopies procedures, and men's health

13 experiences; ensure a doctor's right to invoke their personal,

14 moralistic, or religious beliefs in refusing to perform an

15 elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra; and promote fully-

16 abstinent sexual relations or occasional masturbatory emissions

17 inside health care and medical facilities, as a means of the

18 healthiest way to ensure men's health.

19 Sec. 173.003. INFORMATIONAL MATERIALS. The Department of

20 State Health Services shall create and distribute informational

21 materials containing information reflecting the requirements and

22 legislative intent in this Chapter. The Department shall entitle

23 the information materials "A Man's Right to Know." The

24 Department shall establish rules and procedures for the creation

1 and distribution of the informational materials that exactly

2 follow the rules and procedures of the informational booklet

3 entitled "A Woman's Right To Know." The booklet will contain

4 scientific information that must be verified and supported by

5 research that is recognized as medically accurate, objective,

6 and complete by the National Institutes of Health and affiliated

7 organizations. The booklet must contain medical information

8 related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a

9 vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or a colonoscopy. The booklet

10 must contain artistic illustrations of each procedure.

11 Sec. 173.004. PROHIBITED CAUSES OF ACTION. A cause of

12 action may not arise, and damages may not be awarded, on behalf

13 of any person based on the claim their doctor refused to perform

14 a vasectomy procedure, prescribe Viagra, perform a colonoscopy,

15 or withheld any other men's health procedure due to their

16 personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs. This section may

17 not be construed to eliminate any duty of a physician or other

18 health care practitioner under any other applicable law.

19 Sec. 173.005. VIEWING PRINTED MATERIALS; HEARING VERBAL

20 EXPLANATION. An attending physician must verbally review the

21 informational booklet entitled "A Man's Right To Know" with

22 every male patient seeking a vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or

23 colonoscopy.

24 Sec. 173.006. INFORMED CONSENT REQUIRED. A person may not

25 perform an elective vasectomy, prescribe Viagra, or perform a

26 colonoscopy procedure without the voluntary and informed consent

27 of the man on whom the elective vasectomy or colonoscopy

1 procedure is to be performed, or Viagra is to be prescribed.

2 Sec. 173.007. VOLUNTARY AND INFORMED CONSENT. Consent to an

3 elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or a prescription

4 of Viagra is voluntary and informed only if at least 24 hours

5 have passed since the initial health care consultation for the

6 procedure or prescription.

7 Sec. 173.008. HOSPITAL MASTURBATORY ASSISTANCE REGISTRY.

8 The Department must establish and maintain a registry of private

9 nonprofit organizations and hospitals that register with the

10 department to provide fully-abstinent encouragement counseling,

11 supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage

12 for the semen. Costs will be absorbed by the hospital or

13 contributing private nonprofits.

14 Sec. 173.009. SONOGRAM ELECTION. An attending physician

15 must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and

16 magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering

17 an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing

18 Viagra. This digital rectal exam and rectal sonogram must take

19 place during the initial health care consultation before an

20 elective vasectomy is performed, a prescription is given for

21 Viagra, or a colonoscopy is performed.

22 Sec. 173.010. FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS.

23 Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities

24 will be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or

25 future wife.

26 (a) Emissions outside of a woman's vagina, or created

27 outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100

1 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act

2 against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of

3 life.

4 (b) Penalties collected under this section will be

5 deposited in a fund established by the Department of Family and

6 Protective Services for the purpose of the care and services

7 provided to children in the conservatorship of the Department of

8 Family Protective Services in order to assist in the assertion

9 of the importance of the sanctity of life.

10 SECTION 2. (a) By not later than December 1, 2017, the

11 Department of State Health Services shall make the materials

12 required in this Chapter available for distribution.

13

14 SECTION 3. This Act takes effect September 1, 2017.