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FMB · Board Modification Mediator

RE: Trump Administration This Week: Making America Safe Again and Getting Americans Back to Work

FMB · Board Modification Mediator

Snippy · Force Majeure

FMB wrote:

7 Sec. 173.008. HOSPITAL MASTURBATORY ASSISTANCE REGISTRY.

8 The Department must establish and maintain a registry of private

9 nonprofit organizations and hospitals that register with the

10 department to provide fully-abstinent encouragement counseling,

11 supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage

12 for the semen. Costs will be absorbed by the hospital or

13 contributing private nonprofits.

14 Sec. 173.009. SONOGRAM ELECTION. An attending physician

15 must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and

16 magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering

17 an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing

18 Viagra. This digital rectal exam and rectal sonogram must take

19 place during the initial health care consultation before an

20 elective vasectomy is performed, a prescription is given for

21 Viagra, or a colonoscopy is performed.

22 Sec. 173.010. FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS.

23 Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities

24 will be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or

25 future wife.

26 (a) Emissions outside of a woman's vagina, or created

27 outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100

1 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act

2 against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of

3 life.

Calvin · Upgraded Condition?

Snippy wrote:
FMB wrote:
7 Sec. 173.008. HOSPITAL MASTURBATORY ASSISTANCE REGISTRY.
8 The Department must establish and maintain a registry of private
9 nonprofit organizations and hospitals that register with the
10 department to provide fully-abstinent encouragement counseling,
11 supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage
12 for the semen. Costs will be absorbed by the hospital or
13 contributing private nonprofits.
14 Sec. 173.009. SONOGRAM ELECTION. An attending physician
15 must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and
16 magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering
17 an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing
18 Viagra. This digital rectal exam and rectal sonogram must take
19 place during the initial health care consultation before an
20 elective vasectomy is performed, a prescription is given for
21 Viagra, or a colonoscopy is performed.
22 Sec. 173.010. FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS.
23 Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities
24 will be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or
25 future wife.
26 (a) Emissions outside of a woman's vagina, or created
27 outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100
1 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act
2 against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of
3 life.

WANKER TAX!!!

If you shake it more than 3 times, its taxable.

All public urinals will have inward facing cameras so no revenue will be lost

Freddie Krueger · Unstable & Irrational

What about wringing it out?

FMB · Board Modification Mediator

Snippy · Force Majeure

Calvin wrote:

If you shake it, it will come.
Its taxable.

Snippy · Force Majeure

One of these two is a world leader

Uke · Cured

Trump Administration This Week: Making America Safe Again and Getting Americans Back to Work

Snippy · Force Majeure

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/13/opinion/trump-and-the-parasitic-presidency.html

This is a 70-year-old man who has lived his entire life as the vile, dishonest, incurious creature who got elected. That election validated his impulses rather than served as a curb on them.

Trump will continue to debase and devalue the presidency with his lies. Trump will continue to follow Bannons philosophy of internal deconstruction of our government, its principles and its institutions. And Trump will continue to leech as much personal financial advantage as he can from the flesh of the American public.

Thats who Trump is. America elected a parasite.

Freddie Krueger · Unstable & Irrational

Nothing new to me, what is bothersome is the electorate who voted for the Phuck just because they want a change????

This country is plucked, I suggest that the Canadiens build a wall.

Cy Valley · Upgraded Condition

Yes, Phreddie, and the idiots, some that I've known for a very long time now, who keep posting stuff supporting this idiot, drives me nuts that I've known some of these people for such a long time and now, in their dotage, I realize how uninformed and blind they are.

Freddie Krueger · Unstable & Irrational

Cy, it bothers me at times, when I am with these people, that I am the smartest person in the room. Throw humility out the fricken window........ That means that this country's education system has failed miserably...

Snippy · Force Majeure

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Snippy · Force Majeure

Last August:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/291465-ivanka-trump-vacationing-with-putins-rumored-girlfriend

This March Madness.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/20/ivanka-trump-moves-into-west-wing-office-acknowledges-no-modern-precedent-for-her-role/

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