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...so just kick back, have another beer, or smoke a fat one! Uncle Sam don't give a shit if ya do!

But remember this: Today is the REAL DEADLINE ta file your income tax returns (whether or not you hafta pay,or can claim a refund). Your paperwork, by US mail, hasta be post marked by midnight tonight!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/17/us/politics/want-to-pay-your-taxes-come-back-later-says-irs.html

Ya say yer too busy, or ya just plum forgot? Good luck asshole! You knew this schitt happens every fuckin' year, so whar's yer excuse this time? Oh yeah... Chances are pretty good IRS has heard 'em all. Maybe try "Uh...my dog ate my 1040. No really!"



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It's a personal choice: http://www.oregon.gov/dor/Pages/index.aspx



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Uke wrote:

But remember this: Today is the REAL DEADLINE ta file your income tax returns (whether or not you hafta pay,or can claim a refund). Your paperwork, by US mail, hasta be post marked by midnight tonight!


 No. It really doesn't. Not by a long shot. disbelief



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Snippy wrote:
Uke wrote:

But remember this: Today is the REAL DEADLINE ta file your income tax returns (whether or not you hafta pay,or can claim a refund). Your paperwork, by US mail, hasta be post marked by midnight tonight!


 No. It really doesn't. Not by a long shot. disbelief


 Oh? And meanwhile you sir have an alternative for today's FINAL date @ midnight? Tell us, we slackers, who have numerous and varying dodges, alibis, and outright lies to avoid the inevitable. Huh?



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Cy Valley wrote:

It's a personal choice: http://www.oregon.gov/dor/Pages/index.aspx


 That's laughable *cy* since Oregon is several steps ahead of yers truly this go round. They actually knew NOT to include RRB when my OR 1040 was filed electronically.

Not to say that the state didn't hit me, they did. And I paid. But AARP volunteers have to qualify with IRS in order topractice, and they're not allowed to be paid!

So there!



-- Edited by Uke on Wednesday 18th of April 2018 12:55:57 PM

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Uke wrote:
Snippy wrote:
Uke wrote:

But remember this: Today is the REAL DEADLINE ta file your income tax returns (whether or not you hafta pay,or can claim a refund). Your paperwork, by US mail, hasta be post marked by midnight tonight!


 No. It really doesn't. Not by a long shot. disbelief


 Oh? And meanwhile you sir have an alternative for today's FINAL date @ midnight? Tell us, we slackers, who have numerous and varying dodges, alibis, and outright lies to avoid the inevitable. Huh?


Form 4868 and a check if you owe money.

You have until April 15, 2021 (+/- a couple days if it's a weekend), maybe even October 15, 2021 (+/- a couple days if it's a weekend) to file a 2017 return if they owe you money.

Today is the filing deadline for people who owe money to avoid late return and interest penalties. You can solve it with a check and a a Form 4868. You can electronically file a 4868 and electronically pay an estimate without ever visiting USPS. Guess high and you avoid all penalties and interest.



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That's for sissies,and chicken shits who scare easy! That ol' boogeyman the IRS agent knocking at the door... Sheeit man we gotta stand up to these motherfuckers! They come around here again, I'ma show 'em my heater! Now getcher ass outa my house! Now!

(Uke does his best Samuel L. Jackson act. With a BIG automatic in hand!)

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