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She stole Uke's nose tu! Dammit!
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Hey, if ya gonna get drunk, then smash yer car, get arrested and shit...do it with yer own nose! Leave Uke out of it! Gawd ( If He/she/it) exists at all tell this bi, this cun...to get her shit together and apologize to Uke! Damn it! (And get his own nose back on his face tu!)

http://www.wjhl.com/local/woman-arrested-for-crashing-into-railroad-tracks-light-pole-in-johnson-city/1176404385

P.S. Fuck Trump. And Fuck Mike Penice tu!



-- Edited by Uke on Monday 14th of May 2018 05:29:19 PM

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...and just when it was lookin' like my old nose, she sneaks in through the kitchen window, and makes off with my schnozz, and crashes her car. And now it may require a trip ta Phreddie's nose shop for a replacement!

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-- Edited by Uke on Sunday 13th of May 2018 09:16:09 AM

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Uke wrote:

 And now it may require a trip ta Phreddie's nose shop for a replacement!

                                                   

-- Edited by Uke on Sunday 13th of May 2018 09:16:09 AM


 Being an insider and all, Mr. Haney is sure to give you a real bargain.



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