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They're not dead yet!
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Russian pagans from ancient cult greet solstice July 05, 2009 1:17 PM EDT MALOYAROSLAVETS, Russia - Tambourine throbbing in hand, Velislav chants to gods whose cult has almost been obliterated by a millennium of Christianity in Russia. Several hundred followers wearing linen, ancient Slavic or...
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Jacko Autopsy was a Thriller
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Michael Jackson 'bald, riddled with needle holes'Article from: Font size: Decrease Increase Email article: Email Print article: Print By staff writersJune 29, 2009 01:52pmMICHAEL Jackson was virtually bald, riddled with needle wounds and weighed just 51kg when he died. UK tabloid The Sun said...
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Burglar Shitbeat By Pugilist Pensioner
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Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 10:40 PM on 30th June 2009 Comments () Add to My Stories A knife-wielding burglar had a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - and discovered h...
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Paraplegic Walks Again! Beats Family
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Paraplegic Man Suffers Spider Bite, Walks AgainUpdate: David Blancarte Arrested On Outstanding Warrant Reporting Mike Dello StrittoMANTECA, Calif. (CBS13) Click to enlarge 1 of 1Brown Recluse Spider Close Brown Recluse Spider 1 of 1 Related Slideshows CBS13.com Mug Shot Gallery Weird Calif...
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Miget Murdering Ho's
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Midget wrestlers 'drugged to death by female robbers'Two midgets who work as professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel room may have been drugged by female robbers, according to Mexican authorities. Published: 12:30PM BST 02 Jul 2009La Parkita (left) and El Espectrito may have succ...
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Who shit on Mommy Dearest head?
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Mother, daughter charged with batteryFrom Staff Reports June 24, 2009 Destinie Rechelle Duvall, 37, of Willis, Texas, and her mother, Patricia Ann Hacker, 62, of Benton were charged with battery. Bossier Parish Sherriff Deputies said the duo was taken into custody after a physical altercation...
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Cemetery Rejects Protuberant Tombstone
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Famous prostitute's gravestone deemed too 'slutty'Published: 2 Jul 09 10:42 CET Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090702-20335.html An artists design for the gravestone of Germany's most famous prostitute has been rejected by the cemetery authorities for being too "slutty...
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When furry cougars attack
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Mom Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Teen She Met At 'Furry' GatheringWoman Faces Seven Counts In Sex Assault Case POSTED: 4:47 pm MDT July 1, 2009UPDATED: 12:05 pm MDT July 2, 2009 DENVER -- A Fort Collins mother was charged with sexually assaulting a teenager who, police said, she met at a social ga...
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Kids! Enjoy The Great Taste Of Goat
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Demand for goat meat rising as ethnic groups grow Not sure what to make for dinner tonight? How about a delicious, tender slice of goat meat? Officials at the Lake County Extension Office, near Orlando, have recently tossed around the idea of helping prospective farmers learn more about this increa...
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Ant Megacolony Conquers Earth
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Ant mega-colony takes over world Matt Walker Editor, Earth News A queen and worker Argentine ant have many, many relativesA single mega-colony of ants has colonised much of the world, scientists have discovered. Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the sa...
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Hot for teacher in a completely different way.
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5th Graders Accidentally Get Teacher's Sex VideoELK GROVE, Calif (CBS) Related LinksKOVR-TV Local Coverage A teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking pare...
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Michael Jackson To Be Plastinated
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'Dr. Death' plans to plastinate King of PopPublished: 29 Jun 09 12:50 CET Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090629-20267.html Controversial Body Worlds creator Gunther von Hagens plans to preserve the late Michael Jacksons body in a dancing pose for display using his plastination p...
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Trouser-less snake on a plane
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Jet Forced To Land After Man Strips NakedShocked Passengers Describe The Scene As Man Turns Unruly, Forces Emergency Landing In AlbuquerqueNEW YORK (CBS) A US Airways flight made an emergency landing in Albuquerque, N.M. on Tuesday after a passenger decided to strip naked, CBS station WCBS-TV re...
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Inebriate Performs DIY Bris
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Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcisionA man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. Published: 9:00AM BST 30 Jun 2009Nail clippers: 'This is something we would advise men never to attempt,' a medic said Photo: GETTY The young man h...
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Flimsy Blouse Cannot Restrain Rodent
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Squirrel pops out of woman's top during police interviewposted by: Sara Gandy 1 day ago WARREN, Ohio - For some reason an Ohio woman was concealing not a weapon but a squirrel during a police interview. Last Friday, Warren, Ohio, police detective Wayne Mackey was questioning a witness on a m...
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Race Riot Explodes At Toy Factory
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Two dead, 118 injured in toy factory brawlPosted Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:48pm AESTA brawl at a toy factory in China has ended with the deaths of two people and a further 60 hospitalised after a dispute flared between workers of different ethnic backgrounds in the Muslim Xinjiang region. More than 400 polic...
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Armed Paraplegic Used For Target Practice
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Paraplegic shot by police named Page 1 of 2 View as a single page 10:49AM Monday Jun 29, 2009 By Jarrod Booker A security guard secures the scene where armed police shot and killed the wheelchair-bound gunman. Photo / Simon BakerParaplegic shooting Police name shot man Police shoot paraplegic A 42-y...
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Nimby Assaulted By Backyard Shitter
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Homeowner assaulted by defecating manBy Michael P. Mayko STAFF WRITERUpdated: 06/29/2009 12:19:41 AM EDT BRIDGEPORT -- A Harral Avenue man who objected to a person defecating on his lawn was assaulted with a milk crate Saturday night. Elias Ramirez, 30, suffered a cut to his head and elbow after...
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No more head for sale in France
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France votes down 'barbaric' trade in mummified headsArticle from: Agence France-PresseFont size: Decrease Increase Email article: Email Print article: Print From correspondents in ParisJune 30, 2009 08:01amTHE French Government says it supports the return of more than a dozen mummified Ma...
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My own forum!
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I'm flattered! You guys really really like me!
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Screw the Internet! You, Too, Yahoo!
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A Literary Legend Fights for a Local Library Ethan Pines for The New York TimesI dont believe in colleges and universities, Ray Bradbury, 88, said. I believe in libraries.By JENNIFER STEINHAUERPublished: June 19, 2009 VENTURA, Calif. When you are pushing 90, have written scores of famous novels,...
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Michael Jackson: Update!
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This just in! Latest reports from the Jackson family compound are that Jacko is still dead! 2330-PDT. Stay tuned for further bulletins as they come in...
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Beating Faux to it.....................
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Just the first in a LONG line of irreverant SHIT!!
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Did Vince know something Billy didn't??
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Better check to see if Vince took out an insurance policy on Billy's life!..
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The good son
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Port St. Lucie man zaps mom with Taser, kicks her, police sayBy Will Greenlee (Contact) Friday, June 26, 2009 Matthew Beider PORT ST. LUCIE A man accused of assaulting his mother earlier this month with a three-foot-long sword has now been arrested again this time accused of shocking her with a stun g...
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