Burning Journal

Man Dies After Peeing On ‘L’ Tracks In Evanston

As you grow older, you learn what to pee on and

and what not tuu.

To pee, or not to pee... That is the question!

Not even close.....

Do tell? What's yers oh wise on...ass? Hmmm...

On The El - Urine Trouble

Sssssss.... Zap! Electrocution by urine?

Snippy rests in confidence that BJPC will select the Fuck Uke button.

Won't work, Snippy FAIL. Local sources say he fell and/or came in contact directly with the third rail.

They proved this busted on myth busters.

Uke wrote:
To pee, or not to pee... That is the question!

Hah! Snippy fails again! BJPC will NOT award a prize this go 'round! Hah again!

Uke wrote:
To pee, or not to pee... That is the question!

DEATH comes to KNOCK, after SHOCK to COCK!!

Calvin wrote:
DEATH comes to KNOCK, after SHOCK to COCK!!

Troll is seeking to waive the 24 hour Clavin Rule.

Fuck Troll. And Snippy tu! Give Clavalinalav his prize. Now dammit!