Troll...now I understand why you scare BlackDog. Yep...and I hafta admit it, you scare me tu!

Any viewer that would watch Jerry Springer or Oprah would
lap this up with tiny tongues. Noticed about a half dozen new
shows on the tube featuring "persons that may have never
attended school" starring in thrilling work around swamps
and peoples back yards capturing "critters". Then there is
"Hillbilly Handfishing". Then we have the "Turtle Man" who
looks stupider than Gomer Pyle and yet he is a cult favorite.
Then there was series on a "dumber than rocks" family who
knew something atleast "how to capture wild hogs". Yes...
they made it on TV..who would have guessed.

Troll's not allowed access ta Phreddie's TeeVee on school nights. So he hasta watch daytime shows, and ridiculous crap like that, and so called 'reality' TeeVee...

(For a time... I thought there was some hope for Troll, since we finally got him ta go ta church. Now...we lost him again!)

It's Phred'S TeeVee... And Troll lives under Phreddies eaves...literally. Not ta mention the proximity of the Schuykill. It all adds up.

Do the math!

Troll locked his bedroom door, I think he is watching that show right now.

Then why did you lock the door??? I don't know if I have a key for it.

Shut that shit off! Save yer sole! Go back ta church ya mook!

I didn't lock the door.....I leave it unlocked so you can rummage through my underwear drawer

I got in there, looks like the humidity made the door stick. I placed Troll's pay stub on his desk. It came in a post card form.

Jerry is on....don't bug me.

Jerry sent you an invite for the show. What's that all about??? I couldn't help myself to read the envelope.