Gee, Uke, should we be guessing who has a birthday today? In almost keeping with the show business theme, there's someone who was famous on another person's show, was known for trying to break up his frequent fellow actor on the air. Can you name that guy?

No Cy, it just doesn't seem very important this morning.

Doesn't matter, Uke, what's gonna happen is gonna happen. Wasn't important the other morning, either. I want to take all the firearms and melt them down, worldwide, but that's not gonna happen, either, even though I've thought it for years.