I'm seeing a whole bunck of numbers on this paper, but they're not adding up.
Maybe Snippy will see it in a different light after a $tarbux. Wait, that would be Snippy's first.
Uke said
1:34 PM, 11/02/17
Troll wrote:
*** thanx tR0LL for bringing this thredd back to topic!
Cy Valley said
3:47 PM, 11/02/17
Snippy wrote:
Cy Valley wrote:
When was it actually purchased?
How does Amazon "kill" an account?
By not renewing it. Like, say, not having a credit card to charge the renewal tu. Therefore, bring in the coroner and pronounce it dead.
Snippy said
5:13 PM, 11/02/17
But it doesn't kill the account. It's just not a Prime Account.
Heh, I ordered something on Friday and it was delivered on Monday before noon. From California.
Uke said
10:13 AM, 11/03/17
Snippy wrote:
But it doesn't kill the account. It's just not a Prime Account.
Heh, I ordered something on Friday and it was delivered on Monday before noon. From California.
You tw... Fellows missed the one 1 point: The Amazon thing, "Prime" account was a GIFT for Uke's 71st b'day! It worked fine. Uke received books, a couple CDs (music), a 'fine' hair brush (thinning hair), and a DVD or two. All shipped fast, and free.
No orders for weeks, and weeks, despite being bombarded with ads for crap! The very next time Uke attempted to buy a couple books... Amazon said "Please register for an account!" What? Uke tried, again, and again to order, to no avail. Yet those cock suckers continued to fill Uke's email box with 'offers' for MORE and MORE schitt! And as Uke stated previously... Uke does NOT need more schitt from Amazon, China! Got it?
Good! So a flying "Fuck You!" Amazon, from ex-Prime account holder/customer
Calvin said
10:56 AM, 11/03/17
Amazon PRIME account sounds like the "extra club" account almost everybody has today. For a monetary amount you are given extra special prices on select inventory.
If ya pay so much a year you can shop in Sams Club which has bulk sales better priced than the normal Walmart store anyone can go in fer free.
Sounds like *** didnt renew the account when it came due and they deleted it. I'd be willing to bet if he'd contact the number on the card they would renew the account immeadiately, for a small fee, and I'll bet thats where the problem lays, *** cant see paying 5 bucks to save 100 bucks or more over the corse of a year.
Corse, there may be a manimum for them to play and if ya never buy anything they gotta cut you off sometimes.
As far as the advertising etc, junk mail is pretty much all USPS does anymore, and i'll take all the junk mail they can jam into my box. its job security for them and with the recycle paper bins in every post office they mite can make a couple bucks recycling.
Same goes for email, set up yer mail program to auto delete SPAM. I put it in a special folder and peruse it at my leisure and then its deleted into the wild blue yonder.
Moral of the story... Dont be so tight yer ass screetches. RRB provides a very comfortable standard of living bar nun. They know that and thats why they are after you.
Thunderwagon5000 said
11:44 AM, 11/03/17
You canpurchase a one-yearPrime giftmembership for $99 or a three-monthPrime giftmembership for $32.97, plus the applicable taxes onAmazon.com. ... Go to Give theGiftofPrime. Click AddPrimeto Cart. Enter the recipient's e-mail address, the desired delivery date, and your personalizedgiftmessage.
Thunderwagon5000 said
11:45 AM, 11/03/17
There's the thing what's confounded ole Unkle Uke, most likely eh ?
Savin dough by gettin free from shopaholicism is great, tu !
I like gettin the occasional out of print or first edition here.
I've acquired a few cool things that I know will likely end up in a thrift shop when I'm gone if they're lucky and probably fer sure won't read 'em again but they help me stay in blissful denial about Father Time and the effects I read somewhere there's three sure signs that age related decline symptoms are signalling the beginning of the end.
One is memory loss and I can't remember the other 4.
-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Friday 3rd of November 2017 11:46:39 AM
Snippy said
11:46 AM, 11/03/17
Prime is mainly expedited shipping and online streaming and storage content, not special pricing.
I never get email from Amazon except order updates. Never. I've never gotten anything USPS from them except orders delivered by a union postman. And, orders from Amazon are 90% delivered by real union Teamster UPS Package Car drivers. Sounds like *** got confused because there were no wires and keys for his "account".
PS: Fuck Sam's KKKlub, Wal-Mart and their anti-union, anti-Murican fuckery. We've got Costco. Well paid employees, some Teamsters, all treated "The Costco Way.
Uke said
2:38 PM, 11/03/17
Wasn't about 'special' prices, or special 'for Uke only' offers. Nope! Just the quickie/free schipping! And possibility of receiving latest books by authors heard on NPR/Fresh Air, etc. Wanted the newest history by Anne Applebaum on Stalin's forced starvation/exile of Ukranians to Siberia by the Bolshevik leader. The have that book at about $19 for the hard cover. Uke TRIED and failed to buy the book through Amazon. But those assholes ran Uke around in circles over it. Hence the "Fuck Amazon!" fired back at 'em!
There you have it in a nutshell. Now let's get back to our original topic, "Halloween" okay?
Thunderwagon5000 said
2:47 PM, 11/03/17
OK Well I'm ascared if that graphite/composite swimwear ? thangy lets go
her guts are gonna fall outa that great big badass gash .
-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Friday 3rd of November 2017 02:48:18 PM
Calvin said
4:17 PM, 11/03/17
Uke wrote:Now let's get back to our original topic,
If you insist..
Pipes FC said
4:26 PM, 11/03/17
Looks photoshopped. Ive done a fair amount of one handed research, and have never seen anything like that.
Snippy said
4:58 PM, 11/03/17
Pipes FC wrote:
Looks photoshopped. Ive done a fair amount of one handed research, and have never seen anything like that.
What Pipes said. A fist sized gap is a thing of beauty reserved for bulimia girls and anorexics. Especially given those odd Femur Flab flaps. Somebody PS Carved that toe from fat.
As researcher Pipes has pointed out, the Flap Flab is telltale on arms, tuu.
Maybe Snippy will see it in a different light after a $tarbux. Wait, that would be Snippy's first.
*** thanx tR0LL for bringing this thredd back to topic!
By not renewing it. Like, say, not having a credit card to charge the renewal tu. Therefore, bring in the coroner and pronounce it dead.
Heh, I ordered something on Friday and it was delivered on Monday before noon. From California.
You tw... Fellows missed the one 1 point: The Amazon thing, "Prime" account was a GIFT for Uke's 71st b'day! It worked fine. Uke received books, a couple CDs (music), a 'fine' hair brush (thinning hair), and a DVD or two. All shipped fast, and free.
No orders for weeks, and weeks, despite being bombarded with ads for crap! The very next time Uke attempted to buy a couple books... Amazon said "Please register for an account!" What? Uke tried, again, and again to order, to no avail. Yet those cock suckers continued to fill Uke's email box with 'offers' for MORE and MORE schitt! And as Uke stated previously... Uke does NOT need more schitt from Amazon, China! Got it?
Good! So a flying "Fuck You!" Amazon, from ex-Prime account holder/customer
Amazon PRIME account sounds like the "extra club" account almost everybody has today. For a monetary amount you are given extra special prices on select inventory.
If ya pay so much a year you can shop in Sams Club which has bulk sales better priced than the normal Walmart store anyone can go in fer free.
Sounds like *** didnt renew the account when it came due and they deleted it. I'd be willing to bet if he'd contact the number on the card they would renew the account immeadiately, for a small fee, and I'll bet thats where the problem lays, *** cant see paying 5 bucks to save 100 bucks or more over the corse of a year.
Corse, there may be a manimum for them to play and if ya never buy anything they gotta cut you off sometimes.
As far as the advertising etc, junk mail is pretty much all USPS does anymore, and i'll take all the junk mail they can jam into my box. its job security for them and with the recycle paper bins in every post office they mite can make a couple bucks recycling.
Same goes for email, set up yer mail program to auto delete SPAM. I put it in a special folder and peruse it at my leisure and then its deleted into the wild blue yonder.
Moral of the story... Dont be so tight yer ass screetches. RRB provides a very comfortable standard of living bar nun. They know that and thats why they are after you.
There's the thing what's confounded ole Unkle Uke, most likely eh ?
-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Friday 3rd of November 2017 11:46:39 AM
I never get email from Amazon except order updates. Never. I've never gotten anything USPS from them except orders delivered by a union postman. And, orders from Amazon are 90% delivered by real union Teamster UPS Package Car drivers. Sounds like *** got confused because there were no wires and keys for his "account".
PS: Fuck Sam's KKKlub, Wal-Mart and their anti-union, anti-Murican fuckery. We've got Costco. Well paid employees, some Teamsters, all treated "The Costco Way.
Wasn't about 'special' prices, or special 'for Uke only' offers. Nope! Just the quickie/free schipping! And possibility of receiving latest books by authors heard on NPR/Fresh Air, etc. Wanted the newest history by Anne Applebaum on Stalin's forced starvation/exile of Ukranians to Siberia by the Bolshevik leader. The have that book at about $19 for the hard cover. Uke TRIED and failed to buy the book through Amazon. But those assholes ran Uke around in circles over it. Hence the "Fuck Amazon!" fired back at 'em!
There you have it in a nutshell. Now let's get back to our original topic, "Halloween" okay?
OK Well I'm ascared if that graphite/composite swimwear ? thangy lets go
her guts are gonna fall outa that great big badass gash .
-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Friday 3rd of November 2017 02:48:18 PM
If you insist..
What Pipes said. A fist sized gap is a thing of beauty reserved for bulimia girls and anorexics. Especially given those odd Femur Flab flaps. Somebody PS Carved that toe from fat.
As researcher Pipes has pointed out, the Flap Flab is telltale on arms, tuu.