Ya see that slacker? That rat bastard Troll, the bane of Uke's very existence, repeats that hackneyed old expression, "Fuck Uke!"
And people aks "Why do they hate Troll?" They're kidding right? It's shit like that! That's why they hate 'im!
Troll said
3:11 PM, 12/10/11
Snippy said
4:46 PM, 12/10/11
Snippy comes not to pity Uke, but to proclaim, "FUCK UKE!"
Cy Valley said
8:14 PM, 12/10/11
Sometimes, being a Bohemian Cheapskate must backfire.
Uke said
12:39 AM, 12/13/11
Left the damn thing at work this time! In the last work high-viz, orange, retro-flective, BNSF approved winter coat...
Damnit, the battery will be dead for sure by Thursday, which is MY Monday...
Snippy said
12:43 AM, 12/13/11
Some guy named G.I. Jimmy will be calling to tell yoUke to "Go fuck yourself!"
Freddie Krueger said
12:52 AM, 12/13/11
Yeah, if you don't carry the fone, how could we call you to tell you to go Fist yourself?
Snippy said
12:53 AM, 12/13/11
Time for Snippy and *cy* to go to work pissing the guys in the locker room off.
--ring, ring--
Cy Valley said
7:13 AM, 12/13/11
12 rings, Snippy, fire it up.
Uke said
9:54 AM, 12/13/11
Better go down and grab it... Soon as I have a cup of coffee, and eat some breakfast...
Snippy said
10:19 AM, 12/13/11
*cy*, notice how when Fuck Uke answers after 12 rings, he says "Your party is not answering...... 095T" to throw us off?
Snippy said
11:05 AM, 12/13/11
I swear it's Fuck Uke's voice on that phone.....
Uke said
11:57 AM, 12/13/11
Oh yeah...first thing was as I went in ta grab the cell...dropped my keys. Got back in my car...it rings...Snippy...
...yeah it was really me this time! And after yakkin' with Snippy... Yakked with another machinist bro in the roho parking lot. Went inside and talked over the latest contract/agreement. Then the Veep of the local strolls by, and the LC/Pres of local 591-IAM.
Local chapter meeting Weds. this week for vote, and other bidness...
Get home just after 1000-PNW time, Cy... From Florida, where it's warm, sunny and about 70! He says he just wanted ta see if the cell phone thing had been reclaimed! And reunited with yers truly!
Awaitring next call. Troll. That rat bastard is lookin' for my number as we speak!
Troll said
1:34 PM, 12/13/11
THERE IS UKE....LETS GET HIM.....
Uke said
3:04 PM, 12/13/11
There ya go. Count it as one more: "Why they hate Troll..." reason. He hates me. Proof? See above!
And people aks "Why do they hate Troll?" They're kidding right? It's shit like that! That's why they hate 'im!
Damnit, the battery will be dead for sure by Thursday, which is MY Monday...
--ring, ring--
...yeah it was really me this time! And after yakkin' with Snippy... Yakked with another machinist bro in the roho parking lot. Went inside and talked over the latest contract/agreement. Then the Veep of the local strolls by, and the LC/Pres of local 591-IAM.
Local chapter meeting Weds. this week for vote, and other bidness...
Get home just after 1000-PNW time, Cy... From Florida, where it's warm, sunny and about 70! He says he just wanted ta see if the cell phone thing had been reclaimed! And reunited with yers truly!
Awaitring next call. Troll. That rat bastard is lookin' for my number as we speak!
THERE IS UKE....LETS GET HIM.....