Snippy is actively recruiting HAWT female red-headed sperm banks.

But what about the "red-headed males" with so much sperm
as to cause a commotion. Red-headed males...I've read where
the red-hair indicates a connection to a "melding" of some Martian
natives with Earth stock. The red-haired ones...remember back
to elementry school days and a friend named David Allen. Red-hair
and an attitude that caught my attention. He was able to make
light of his known condition of "holes in his heart". He was the
first person I ever heard say "the sky is starting to spit" to mean
it was raining. So profound to me as a 3rd grader.