The "No and Fuck Uke" answer is kind of like the Rick Perry option in this pole.

forgot the third option.

Fuck this pole! And fuck Troll tu! (This pole is totally biased, and unfair. Ta Uke!) Close this thredd now Rob!

And fire Troll tu!

Troll, your polls are very narrow in scope. Doesn't allow for much
...anything. The "shit-slinging" between you two over the years
would make for a "thick book". I dont know where it will ultimately
lead to but I think I'm going to find out.

Hmmm... Uke does not know how to respond to TNK's missive. Refusing ta vote (because of the dirty words) can be viewed as a positive sign. So Uke says thanks TNK. Now let's go have some tea. And krumpets. With butter and jam!

FAG

Go buy you a 8-pak of "English Muffins". Don't worry about the
ingredients in them or you'll never eat them. They are at their
best out of a toaster oven. Very hot they melt applied butter
almost instantly and then add a spread of peanut butter and
something sweet on top of that. "Bringing the war back home".

Snippy likes his Thomas' "Waffen SS" hot when they receive the Butter butter and Apple Butter. Hot enough to instantly strip flesh from the bone. Toaster oven's the only way.

I remember the days of the 2-slice and 4-slice conventional toasters.
Had to cram a hamburger bun in the "slot" that was meant for sliced
bread. The conventional toaster presented many problems when buns
were introduced. Mangled up burnt chunks of bun stick in the "toaster"
and had to "unplug" the appliance from the wall to complete extraction.
Owning a toaster oven covers a lot of ground in the "heating/baking/
broiling" of food. It's as easy as a bridge to operate.