It's Troll's fault.

The City of Brotherly Ove... Right.

You ever seen a Troll eat? I would stop it tu.

I've watched trolls eat... From a safe distance of course. Yep. The neighborhood bridge trolls caught a few pigeons that they brought down with stones... They didn't even bother cleanin' 'em, or pluckin' the feathers, or gutting the damn things! Nope!

They just tore into those poor stunned birds. Just ripped 'em apart! And ate 'em raw...feathers, guts, feet, beaks...and squawk!

Glad they didn't notice me as I headed ta the roho through their territory...