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Police help sought as tacks on road cause about 30 punctures during Tour de France 14th stage

The Krink said
7:42 AM, 07/16/12

Confirmation of MIR has now started.

Police help sought as tacks on road cause about 30 punctures during Tour de France 14th stage

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/police-help-sought-tacks-road-cause-30-punctures-160749582--spt.html

Pipes FC said
12:26 PM, 07/16/12

Lance did it.

Snippy said
12:35 PM, 07/16/12

Pipes FC wrote:
Lance did it.

BJPC ALERT!

FMB said
2:36 PM, 07/16/12

Pipes FC wrote:
Lance did it.

He was careless with his used syringes .... hmm

Uke said
3:58 PM, 07/16/12

Possible tie there... The 24 hour rule has been imposed!

Freddie Krueger said
4:45 PM, 07/16/12

The BJPC is oblivious to such things. He will need more time......

Calvin said
5:13 PM, 07/16/12

NASCAR comes up with way to make cars, brain numbingly going around in circles interesting again!!

Everybody admitted in gets a bag. A few of those bags have tacks in them.

WHOOPIE!!!

Uke said
7:20 PM, 07/16/12

Civanl... back ta yer room! And stay there till the cows come home ta roost!

Freddie Krueger said
7:32 PM, 07/16/12

Cows don't roost, dolt. So, Calvin would never be able to come out of his room, which Snippy owns as one of his privately run prisons....

Uke said
8:34 PM, 07/16/12

Cilvan... Never mind. Phreddie sure knows his live-stock! Cows, unlike chickens, do not roost!

(And Snippy is the proud co-owner, with partner Mitt Romney, of the largest private prison system in the country!)

Wow, we're learning new schitt alla time!

Troll said
1:16 AM, 07/17/12

Freddie Krueger wrote:
The BJPC is oblivious to such things. He will need more time......

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Troll said
1:19 AM, 07/17/12

Uke wrote:
Possible tie there... The 24 hour rule has been imposed!

Oh look....the blind squirrel found a nut. Fuck Rump Ranger Uke is correct.

Zeb Atlas

Alarmed & Dangerous

Snippy said
1:21 AM, 07/17/12

What happened to Pipes' prize? It went away! Just like on the night of the long knives of negative Karmel.

Troll said
1:21 AM, 07/17/12

Remind me to award it later......I am oblivious. It must be the lead pipes which carry drinking water at my new residence.

Snippy said
1:22 AM, 07/17/12

It may be the drinking water well he drilled under the outhouse.

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