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-- Edited by Evil Tu on Sunday 11th of November 2012 02:17:10 PM
-- Edited by Evil Tu on Sunday 11th of November 2012 02:19:01 PM
Troll said
4:42 PM, 11/11/12
Uke wrote:
Watch out girls... That Tu is tryin' ta trick us! Yep... First by sellin' illegal psychotic mushrooms, and makin' everybody click on a dead-end websight thingy! (That leads nowhere...)
You dope....eat the the mushroom and then click on the link.
-- Edited by Troll on Sunday 11th of November 2012 04:57:24 PM
Freddie Krueger said
4:44 PM, 11/11/12
That's why I burned them out, but my stumps were old and had turpentine in them.
Uke said
6:33 PM, 11/11/12
Helluva tale Lavcin. But believable! Don't know how big the tree/stump that Briz has started his personal 'quest of destruction' with, but we can look forward to another tale of epic proportions from Brizman soon!
If ya go the 'grinder route Briz...don't forget safety glasses (with riveted side-sheilds), hearing protection, and hard hat. Oh yeah...proper stretching before starting serious work!
As an aside...stay hydrated!
wes said
9:35 PM, 11/11/12
Take one stump. Drill some holes-largest possible. Fill holes with salt.
Wait a few years and the stump is yours.
No other chemicals required........................................wes
Watch out girls... That Tu is tryin' ta trick us! Yep... First by sellin' illegal psychotic mushrooms, and makin' everybody click on a dead-end websight thingy! (That leads nowhere...)
Snippy said
12:45 AM, 11/12/12
Dumbass Fuck Uke. Works great for Snippy.
Uke said
3:41 PM, 11/12/12
Sorry! You guys are right. Tu's omelettes ALWAYS contain mushrooms hand-picked by Tu hisownselph. He says they're perfectly saphe. To eat. I think the psychotic episodes may be tempered by the bacon at breakfast at Tu's tu...
Next time, I'm gonna skip the cophphee, the toast, bacon, and the phlap jacks, and eat some extra 'shrooms!
The Krink said
9:31 AM, 11/13/12
I got a "situation" with all the cottonwood tree roots on the north side of my property line. In July about 20 of the "closest" trees got cut down. But for the last 20 years they have recognized my backyard garden space as an ideal direction for roots to expand toward. I've come to realize that the cottonwood tree is serious about it's existense and is capability to send roots for 50-60ft in any direction. It's like a network of heavy cable. In the last 10 years especially, I've had to dig all this "wiring" out of my garden space prior to planting anything. The huge roots extends from the north property line the size of RR ties and disappear into my garden. The Cottonwood just wont die. All the stumps from ones cut-down have new growth already. Add the Fuzz to the mixture every summer and the Cottonwood tree can "overtake you".
Let me start out by saying... Fuck Ranger Uke!!
Now that the pleasantryies have been exchanged..
A stump is a PAIN IN THE ASS.
The sooner gone the better. You can drill holes in the muthafawwker and pour in a chemical
then watch yer gray hairs grow till it rots out. Chemicals speed up decomposition by a factor of 1 day AFAIK
yer results may vary. Its a PAIN IN THE ASS to mow around it every lawn day.
You can use a backhoe, But if the roots are grown around/thru yer gas line, sewer line, electrical service, any other damn thing
buried in the ground you fergot about, ya just might yank a lot more than you expected outta the ground, (if yer lucky--
if yer not lucky you will damage something that will fester underground outta sight and cost you $$$$$ later.)
Also, be ready to haul in a lotta top soil to fix the tire tracks, and damage that the backhoe will do to yer sod.
What a PAIN IN THE ASS!
You can dig around it and get a chain around it, and then goad yer neighbor who has the Hemi Ram Pickup, to a challenge with
the neighbor with the F350, and the neighbor with the Powerstroke Silverado to see whose truck has the most "guts".
However, fer same reasons as the backhoe, yer lawn is gonna suffer.
What a PAIN IN THE ASS!
Time fer a lil story:
My dad had a huge maple tree in his backyard that 3 people standing around couldnt touch hands together.
The muthafawwker leaked sap out all the time in the growing season that was like molasses.
The swing that was under it was mostly unusable. It was basically a bird shithouse.
That and the agent from Nationwide was out and said that it could fall on the house, and a savings could be had on the
insurance policy by cutting it down. Dad wondered how they would cut it down without hitting the house, the neighbors house,
or flatten his fence. Anyway a co was hired to remove the tree. They asked dad if they should remove the stump.
My Dad, being the rugged individual he was, and retired, (so he had plenty of time) seeing the added $$ it was gonna cost him to
have the stump removed opted to remove the stump himself.
He started by digging, and then digging somemore. Followed by more digging. The neighbors started coming down to the
backyard to lean on the fence and offer words of encouragement. Soon a bet was made on just when he would succeed in
freeing what Gawwd had intended to stay in the ground fer a hunnert years or more.
Now it was a matter of honor. after 3 days of digging and cursing (which the spectators considered the frosting on the cake)
and cutting with a saws all, he finally got down to the one root in the center, which went straight down into the ground, and
would take another days digging to get to a place where he could cut it. He exclaimed it was the root straight to the jaws of hell.
There was a dark color in the pit, which the local town Manager claimed was the start of a vein of coal, and since Dad did not own the
mineral rights for the property, that someone had to be notified before he could continue digging.
So Da climbed out of the pit, and said no more digging. He cut off some of the smaller roots, to expose a healty looking one that stuck
straight out, and he could get a chain around it.
The next morning he got out his lawn tractor and affixed the chain to the hitch ball.
He went around and around fer a couple hours, with the cheer of the neighbors ringing in his ears, before the stump finally gave a creek and a crack!!
and broke off the final root, slumping to the side of the hole.
It took a neighbor a couple hours with a chain saw to cut the stump up.
it took a dumptruck load of dirt, wheelbarrelled from the driveway down behind the house to fill in the hole.
To this day there is still a depression in the ground where the tree was.
If you'd be able to ask him today...he'd tell ya ta have the other guy remove the stump.
What a PAIN IN THE ASS!!
I had two other neighbors who had a stump or two to remove.
Checked into renting a stump grinder.
It was $165 bucks for the day. Used my pickup with ramps to move it.
So we split it up $55 bucks apiece.
We didnt dig around the stumps or anything. We surmised that if that thing could chew up a tree, a little dirt wasnt gonna hurt it.
Pushed it over to the stump, put the cutter wheel on top of the stump, and set it to makin wood chips.
Let it dig down into the ground swiinging the cutter back and forth over the stump.
Did a helluva good job!
No more PAIN IN THE ASS.
That bitch is gone!!
Woodchips make good fertilizer, just raked chips and dirt over where stump used to be.
Hosed the bitch off, took er back to rental store and unloaded it.
I was happy with my $55 investment.
Every once in a while mostly in the spring, some awful lookin mushrooms come up where the tree used ta be...
Good Fawwkin Riddance.
-- Edited by Calvin on Sunday 11th of November 2012 08:04:49 AM
Use gourmet shrooms:
ttp://www.gmushrooms.org/Plugs.htm
http://www.gmushrooms.org/Plugs.htm
[HERE]-- Edited by Evil Tu on Sunday 11th of November 2012 02:16:33 PM
-- Edited by Evil Tu on Sunday 11th of November 2012 02:17:10 PM
-- Edited by Evil Tu on Sunday 11th of November 2012 02:19:01 PM
You dope....eat the the mushroom and then click on the link.
-- Edited by Troll on Sunday 11th of November 2012 04:57:24 PM
Helluva tale Lavcin. But believable! Don't know how big the tree/stump that Briz has started his personal 'quest of destruction' with, but we can look forward to another tale of epic proportions from Brizman soon!
If ya go the 'grinder route Briz...don't forget safety glasses (with riveted side-sheilds), hearing protection, and hard hat. Oh yeah...proper stretching before starting serious work!
As an aside...stay hydrated!
Take one stump. Drill some holes-largest possible. Fill holes with salt.
Wait a few years and the stump is yours.
No other chemicals required........................................wes
Click
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Next time, I'm gonna skip the cophphee, the toast, bacon, and the phlap jacks, and eat some extra 'shrooms!
the north side of my property line. In July about 20 of the
"closest" trees got cut down. But for the last 20 years they
have recognized my backyard garden space as an ideal
direction for roots to expand toward. I've come to realize that the
cottonwood tree is serious about it's existense and is
capability to send roots for 50-60ft in any direction.
It's like a network of heavy cable. In the last 10 years
especially, I've had to dig all this "wiring" out of my garden
space prior to planting anything. The huge roots extends
from the north property line the size of RR ties and
disappear into my garden. The Cottonwood just wont
die. All the stumps from ones cut-down have new growth
already. Add the Fuzz to the mixture every summer and
the Cottonwood tree can "overtake you".