The East Valley Tribune reports that, on Saturday night, Holly Solomon, 28, was arguing with her husband over his lack of voter participation when, witnesses said, they heard yelling and saw Solomon get into a Jeep and allegedly chase her husband through the parking lot.
Solomon was charged with domestic violence and aggravated assault.
-- Edited by Troll on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 08:28:06 AM
Uke said
12:08 PM, 11/13/12
Licnav... FAIL! Why? Tu wordy...waste of space! A big no-no in these 'caption this' competitions! Go back two spaces, do not collect schitt...and try, try again! (One do-over. Only!)
Meanwhile BurningJournaldotcom awaits further submissions from additional members (in good standing only!).
Thank you, The Staphph!
-- Edited by Uke on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 12:18:27 PM
Troll said
4:29 PM, 11/13/12
Troll said
4:50 PM, 11/13/12
Fuck Ranger Uke....she may be single soon.
Uke said
5:05 PM, 11/13/12
Hey... I didn't even call 'dibs' yet! Yer not playin' fair! Mister!
Troll said
5:07 PM, 11/13/12
sorry....I thought you were still dibbing the neightbor lady.
Snippy said
6:22 PM, 11/13/12
Wait a bit longer and her husband could have been treated by Obamacare.
Uke said
6:47 PM, 11/13/12
Vehicular homicide. Deliberate act. Life. If hubby dies. Parole? Maybe after 15... Crazy bitch!
Calvin said
7:23 PM, 11/13/12
Enraging a Female: The one infraction worse than getting Tampons instead of the Maxipads she wanted.
Calvin said
9:13 PM, 11/13/12
Uke wrote:
Licnav... FAIL! Why? Tu wordy...waste of space! A big no-no in these 'caption this' competitions! Go back two spaces, do not collect schitt...and try, try again! (One do-over. Only!)
-- Edited by Uke on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 12:18:27 PM
Calvin replys with a Hearty FUCK YOOK!!!
Calvins submission is 8 spaces shorter than the original "MyFox Phoenix reports that the argument was fueled by Solomon's fear and hatred of the Affordable Care Act".
This is an actual savings of space and is a big catcher of "Bonus Points"
Calvin advises Yook to take a long walk of a short pier, after rubbing himself vigourously with rotten chicken livers.
Uke said
12:35 AM, 11/14/12
Uke wrote:
Licnav... FAIL! Why? Tu wordy...waste of space! A big no-no in these 'caption this' competitions! Go back two spaces, do not collect schitt...and try, try again! (One do-over. Only!)
-- Edited by Uke on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 12:18:27 PM
Calvin replys with a Hearty FUCK YOOK!!!
Calvins submission is 8 spaces shorter than the original "MyFox Phoenix reports that the argument was fueled by Solomon's fear and hatred of the Affordable Care Act".
This is an actual savings of space and is a big catcher of "Bonus Points"
Calvin advises Yook to take a long walk of a short pier, after rubbing himself vigourously with rotten chicken livers.
Damn Avclin, what the hell... Surely you jest with that last remark;"Calvin advises Yook to take a long walk of a short pier, after rubbing himself vigourously with rotten chicken livers."
Uke is hurt! Poor Uke...mistreated so!
Snippy said
4:56 AM, 11/14/12
How crass and gauche!!!
Violation of BJPC rule 12.1 - Speaking of, and defending submissions made and undergoing BJPC consideration.
Troll said
5:18 AM, 11/14/12
Uke wrote:
Licnav... FAIL! Why? Tu wordy...waste of space! A big no-no in these 'caption this' competitions! Go back two spaces, do not collect schitt...and try, try again! (One do-over. Only!)
Meanwhile BurningJournaldotcom awaits further submissions from additional members (in good standing only!).
Thank you, The Staphph!
-- Edited by Uke on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 12:18:27 PM
Uke said
7:40 AM, 11/14/12
Hey, fuck all you guys!
Snippy said
9:24 AM, 11/14/12
Snippy wrote:
How crass and gauche!!!
Violation of BJPC rule 12.1 -
Speaking of, and defending submissions made and undergoing BJPC consideration.
Snippy strongly encourages BJPC to consider the post above for a prize.
Holly Solomon, Arizona Wife, Runs Over Husband Because Of Obama Re-Election: Cops
Posted: 11/12/2012 5:22 pm EST Updated: 11/13/2012 2:29 am EST
A wife furious at her husband for not voting, ran him over in a Gilbert, Ariz. parking lot, according to police.
The East Valley Tribune reports that, on Saturday night, Holly Solomon, 28, was arguing with her husband over his lack of voter participation when, witnesses said, they heard yelling and saw Solomon get into a Jeep and allegedly chase her husband through the parking lot.
MyFox Phoenix reports that the argument was fueled by Solomon's fear and hatred of the Affordable Care Act, commonly called Obamacare.
Solomon's husband first tried to hide behind a light pole, but Solomon drove around it while yelling at him, a Gilbert Police report said.
When the husband tried to flee, Solomon drove after him, eventually hitting him and pinning him between the SUV and the curb, cops said.
ABC 15 reports that Solomon's husband was taken to a local hospital where he is in critical condition.
Solomon was charged with domestic violence and aggravated assault.
-- Edited by Troll on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 08:28:06 AM
Licnav... FAIL! Why? Tu wordy...waste of space! A big no-no in these 'caption this' competitions! Go back two spaces, do not collect schitt...and try, try again! (One do-over. Only!)
Meanwhile BurningJournaldotcom awaits further submissions from additional members (in good standing only!).
Thank you, The Staphph!
-- Edited by Uke on Tuesday 13th of November 2012 12:18:27 PM
Fuck Ranger Uke....she may be single soon.
sorry....I thought you were still dibbing the neightbor lady.
Enraging a Female: The one infraction worse than getting Tampons instead of the Maxipads she wanted.
Calvin replys with a Hearty FUCK YOOK!!!
Calvins submission is 8 spaces shorter than the original "MyFox Phoenix reports that the argument was fueled by Solomon's fear and hatred of the Affordable Care Act".
This is an actual savings of space and is a big catcher of "Bonus Points"
Calvin advises Yook to take a long walk of a short pier, after rubbing himself vigourously with rotten chicken livers.
Calvin replys with a Hearty FUCK YOOK!!!
Calvins submission is 8 spaces shorter than the original "MyFox Phoenix reports that the argument was fueled by Solomon's fear and hatred of the Affordable Care Act".
This is an actual savings of space and is a big catcher of "Bonus Points"
Calvin advises Yook to take a long walk of a short pier, after rubbing himself vigourously with rotten chicken livers.
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Damn Avclin, what the hell... Surely you jest with that last remark; "Calvin advises Yook to take a long walk of a short pier, after rubbing himself vigourously with rotten chicken livers."
Uke is hurt! Poor Uke...mistreated so!
Violation of BJPC rule 12.1 - Speaking of, and defending submissions made and undergoing BJPC consideration.
Hey, fuck all you guys!
Snippy strongly encourages BJPC to consider the post above for a prize.
Thank you.