Saving farts...during a flight may be due to being just a little bit scared

and your asshole is at maximum pucker...along with the other 140 assholes

riding with you with their assholes puckered up tight.

Let Em Rip: Study Finds Passengers Passing Gas Mid-Flight Healthy

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/02/20/let-em-rip-study-finds-passengers-farting-mid-flight-healthy/

The study also found that the average person passes gas up to 10 times a day and that a womans fart smells worse than a mans.

The study was published in the New Zealand Medical Journal last Friday.

Calvin sez:

Finally!! News I can Use!!

Wait till the next time I hear, "My farts don't stink"!

Calvin wrote:

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a womans fart smells worse than a mans.

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 Theres no way.  Most women don't eat the shit that men do, like White Castle.