On Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man seemed to be feeling pretty good. According to police, he crashed his car into the Crown Fried Chicken at 5th and Lehigh in North Philadelphia and then disrobed.
An onlooker shot this video, which captures what the man does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasnt charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyones guess. Though the video isnt 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.
Heres the full statement from police about the incident:
On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the drivers seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old ######### from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported.
According to the manager of the Crown Fried Chicken, damage to the restaurant was minimal. The crash occurred less than 400 feet from an elementary school.
Pipes FC said
6:10 PM, 01/31/14
He was showing off his new handspun wings.
The Krink said
2:37 AM, 02/01/14
I'm pretty sure he will not like looking at those pictures forever.
Calvin said
7:10 AM, 02/01/14
That sure does look like that guy that was hanging off the fire escape a while back...?
Snippy said
7:35 AM, 02/01/14
Calvin wrote:
That sure does look like that guy that was hanging off the fire escape a while back...?
Yeah, but here's a full frontal....he was just stroking his hose.
Thunderwagon5000 said
8:17 AM, 02/01/14
coach cleaner recently qualified as L.E. celebrating the big promotion?
Snippy said
8:55 AM, 02/01/14
This is a dual track thread -- easy prize for somebody and avatard for Buckethead.
Snippy has not had anything prize worthy.
Troll said
9:33 AM, 02/01/14
Calvin wrote:
That sure does look like that guy that was hanging off the fire escape a while back...?
Cops tazed him and he fell on his head (the big one) and died.
FMB said
9:41 AM, 02/01/14
Troll wrote:
Video: After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself
We apologize in advance for this relatively NSFW video.
On Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man seemed to be feeling pretty good. According to police, he crashed his car into the Crown Fried Chicken at 5th and Lehigh in North Philadelphia and then disrobed.
An onlooker shot this video, which captures what the man does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasnt charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyones guess. Though the video isnt 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.
Heres the full statement from police about the incident:
On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the drivers seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old ######### from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported.
According to the manager of the Crown Fried Chicken, damage to the restaurant was minimal. The crash occurred less than 400 feet from an elementary school.
I hate to be the one to notice this... but look at his shadow on the car....
Cy Valley said
12:20 PM, 02/01/14
FMB wrote:
I hate to be the one to notice this... but look at his shadow on the car....
This attention to detail might be the part that was left out during the infamous Bath House Affair.
Pipes FC said
4:19 PM, 02/01/14
FMB wrote:
I hate to be the one to notice this... but look at his shadow on the car....
Looks normal to me. Are you saying not everyone is built like that?
Freddie Krueger said
7:34 PM, 02/01/14
Chicken choken should be in there somewhere...
The Krink said
1:26 AM, 02/02/14
Before you all get out the Geniss Book of Records for the longest dick,
that shadow is of his left arm.
Snippy said
2:19 AM, 02/02/14
The Krink wrote:
Before you all get out the Geniss Book of Records for the longest dick, that shadow is of his left arm.
Longest? Snippy thinks Pipes was probably referring to it as shortest.
The Krink said
1:25 AM, 02/03/14
Maybe your right Snippy as there is no shadow where his dick should be.
Video: After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself
We apologize in advance for this relatively NSFW video.
BY VICTOR FIORILLO | JANUARY 28, 2014 AT 1:40 PM
On Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man seemed to be feeling pretty good. According to police, he crashed his car into the Crown Fried Chicken at 5th and Lehigh in North Philadelphia and then disrobed.
(UPDATE: The man seen in this video has three previous DUI arrests in Philadelphia.According to the DAs office, charges of open lewdness and indecent exposure are forthcoming.)
An onlooker shot this video, which captures what the man does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasnt charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyones guess. Though the video isnt 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy.
Heres the full statement from police about the incident:
According to the manager of the Crown Fried Chicken, damage to the restaurant was minimal. The crash occurred less than 400 feet from an elementary school.
That sure does look like that guy that was hanging off the fire escape a while back...?
Yeah, but here's a full frontal....he was just stroking his hose.
coach cleaner recently qualified as L.E. celebrating the big promotion?
Snippy has not had anything prize worthy.
Cops tazed him and he fell on his head (the big one) and died.
I hate to be the one to notice this... but look at his shadow on the car....
This attention to detail might be the part that was left out during the infamous Bath House Affair.
Looks normal to me. Are you saying not everyone is built like that?
that shadow is of his left arm.
Longest? Snippy thinks Pipes was probably referring to it as shortest.