This is Buuuulll-schittt! With a capital "B"! Gawddammit!
Brace for a September polar vortex
August 7, 2014, 3:37 PM ET
AccuWeather
Its already August, which means fall is around the corner and another winter no longer seems that far away. Forecasters are out with some predictions about the weather we can expect in the coming months:
A polar vortex (if were allowed to call it that when its not winter) across the Great Lakes and into the interior Northeast during mid-to-late September, says Paul Pastelok, Accuweathers lead long-range forecaster.
Temperatures [in the Northeast] will not be as extreme in November when compared to last year, but October could be an extreme month, he said on Accuweathers website.
Then plan on a wet November and early winter snow in the northeast, including a couple of big storms in December and early January.
Early snow and cold in the northern Plains and northern Rockies this fall, according to Accuweather. The cold could expand as far east as the Chicago area.
The National Weather Service, however, is calling for above-average temperatures across the northern Rockies, Plains and Midwest states, including Chicago, over the November-to-January period.
Above-normal rain from from New Orleans to Atlanta this fall, Accuweather says.
El Nino will bring moisture to the southwest and Texas in the fall. But no drought relief for California, according to Accuweather. The National Weather Service says expect below-average temperatures in southern Texas in the November-to-January period.
While Hawaii braces for two hurricanes, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration on Thursday raised the odds of a below-normal hurricane season in the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico to 70%, from the 50% odds given in May. It says there could be between zero and two major hurricanes, which are category 3 or higher. Hurricane season runs through Nov. 30.
Looking backward, June was the wettest June nationally since 1989, even as 34% of the lower 48 suffered drought conditions, the NOAA said. Worldwide, average land and ocean temperatures in June were the highest since records began in 1880.
Silvia Ascarelli
Snippy said
11:46 PM, 08/16/14
Snippy's pussy is already hurting and 'ascared'!!!! They colored him baby shit yellow.
Hey! Notice that the baby shit yellow is where the "Greatest Possibility of Tropical Impact" always is....
-- Edited by Snippy on Sunday 17th of August 2014 04:37:46 AM
The Krink said
1:57 AM, 08/17/14
Seems to me the worlds weather is totally out of control
now. Dozens of reports every day on the news where
"some storm" dropped a foot or 2 feet or 3 feet or 4ft
of rain and floods out many towns. Watch the Weather
Channel some each day. You may get the warning that
means something to you. Snippy gets baby shit yellow..
Krink gets "brick-red" as the rest of the GPNW burns down.
I've heard theories about how the next ice age could happen
real quick like maybe 2014 instead of a gradule cooldown
to the point of.. the next ice age.
Snippy said
4:35 AM, 08/17/14
The Krink wrote:
Watch the Weather Channel some each day.
No thanks. Snippy'll take his from the NWS professionals without all the hysteria. For some reason, it seems like they are almost always spot-on.
Well, really, Snippy is not sure he gets the Weather Channel on Roku. It's amazing how little Snippy misses paying for cable. Maybe he can put it in the Hemp Fund.
Cy Valley said
5:08 AM, 08/17/14
Ugh, Cy is in the blue area. Rain, snow. His other area is solid green. Should Cy buy a raincoat?
Cy Valley said
5:10 AM, 08/17/14
Ugh, Cy is in the blue area. Rain, snow. His other area is solid green. Should Cy buy a raincoat?
Thunderwagon5000 said
5:11 AM, 08/17/14
Looks like the map says Mexico and Canuckistan should expect the same forecast.
Wow ! What are the odds of that ?
Uke said
6:11 AM, 08/17/14
Sorry *Cy, double (back-ta-back), quickie posts will not increase your numbers. Nope! Please remove (delete) your second, or first reply concerning raincoat(s). To buy or not to buy!
You are stuck at 11038. Please re-read the rules; Part 17-paragraph (a-11.
Thank you. The Staphph
Snippy said
6:58 AM, 08/17/14
Uke wrote:
Sorry *Cy, double (back-ta-back), quickie posts will not increase your numbers. Nope! Please remove (delete) your second, or first reply concerning raincoat(s). To buy or not to buy!
You are stuck at 11038. Please re-read the rules; Part 17-paragraph (a-11.
Thank you. The Staphph
It works for PUP Uke.
Snippy said
6:59 AM, 08/17/14
Uke wrote:
Sorry *Cy, double (back-ta-back), quickie posts will not increase your numbers. Nope! Please remove (delete) your second, or first reply concerning raincoat(s). To buy or not to buy!
You are stuck at 11038. Please re-read the rules; Part 17-paragraph (a-11.
WPC's Winter Weather Forecasts will resume on September 15, 2014
Calvin said
8:30 AM, 08/17/14
WPC's Winter Weather Forecasts will resume on September 15, 2014
Cy Valley said
8:32 AM, 08/17/14
Uke wrote:
Sorry *Cy, double (back-ta-back), quickie posts will not increase your numbers. Nope! Please remove (delete) your second, or first reply concerning raincoat(s). To buy or not to buy!
You are stuck at 11038. Please re-read the rules; Part 17-paragraph (a-11.***
This is Buuuulll-schittt! With a capital "B"! Gawddammit!
Brace for a September polar vortex
Its already August, which means fall is around the corner and another winter no longer seems that far away. Forecasters are out with some predictions about the weather we can expect in the coming months:
A polar vortex (if were allowed to call it that when its not winter) across the Great Lakes and into the interior Northeast during mid-to-late September, says Paul Pastelok, Accuweathers lead long-range forecaster.
Temperatures [in the Northeast] will not be as extreme in November when compared to last year, but October could be an extreme month, he said on Accuweathers website.
Then plan on a wet November and early winter snow in the northeast, including a couple of big storms in December and early January.
Early snow and cold in the northern Plains and northern Rockies this fall, according to Accuweather. The cold could expand as far east as the Chicago area.
The National Weather Service, however, is calling for above-average temperatures across the northern Rockies, Plains and Midwest states, including Chicago, over the November-to-January period.
Above-normal rain from from New Orleans to Atlanta this fall, Accuweather says.
El Nino will bring moisture to the southwest and Texas in the fall. But no drought relief for California, according to Accuweather. The National Weather Service says expect below-average temperatures in southern Texas in the November-to-January period.
While Hawaii braces for two hurricanes, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration on Thursday raised the odds of a below-normal hurricane season in the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico to 70%, from the 50% odds given in May. It says there could be between zero and two major hurricanes, which are category 3 or higher. Hurricane season runs through Nov. 30.
Looking backward, June was the wettest June nationally since 1989, even as 34% of the lower 48 suffered drought conditions, the NOAA said. Worldwide, average land and ocean temperatures in June were the highest since records began in 1880.
Silvia Ascarelli
Snippy's pussy is already hurting and 'ascared'!!!!
They colored him baby shit yellow.
Hey! Notice that the baby shit yellow is where the "Greatest Possibility of Tropical Impact" always is....
-- Edited by Snippy on Sunday 17th of August 2014 04:37:46 AM
now. Dozens of reports every day on the news where
"some storm" dropped a foot or 2 feet or 3 feet or 4ft
of rain and floods out many towns. Watch the Weather
Channel some each day. You may get the warning that
means something to you. Snippy gets baby shit yellow..
Krink gets "brick-red" as the rest of the GPNW burns down.
I've heard theories about how the next ice age could happen
real quick like maybe 2014 instead of a gradule cooldown
to the point of.. the next ice age.
No thanks. Snippy'll take his from the NWS professionals without all the hysteria. For some reason, it seems like they are almost always spot-on.
Well, really, Snippy is not sure he gets the Weather Channel on Roku. It's amazing how little Snippy misses paying for cable. Maybe he can put it in the Hemp Fund.
Looks like the map says Mexico and Canuckistan should expect the same forecast.
Wow ! What are the odds of that ?
You are stuck at 11038. Please re-read the rules; Part 17-paragraph (a-11.
Thank you. The Staphph
It works for PUP Uke.
It works for PUP Uke.
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Thank you, Clavalin, for that timely update.