Burning Journal

As a reminder we do not allow April Fool's related fictional postings

Snippy said
1:10 AM, 04/01/16

As a reminder we do not allow April Fool's related fictional postings.

Years ago it was cute when there were one or two well thought out postings and some of us were actually fooled. Over the years it transitioned into a license to post whatever totally bizarre thought comes to mind. A few years back we experimented with banning them and the feedback we received was universally positive. There is nothing fooling about them.

Snippy The Tin Woodsman
Albanian Woods, Albania

http://burningjournal.activeboard.com

Pipes FC said
3:40 AM, 04/01/16

Hey Guy's just heard the CP is trying to buy NS and in response Jimmy is gutting the place. Oh wait that's actually real.

Pipes FC said
3:44 AM, 04/01/16

I got a 12 inch penis that sometimes will drag on the ground if im not careful. Oh wait that's true too, hold on I'll get this right.

Freddie Krueger said
7:07 AM, 04/01/16

Again, I ran out of time. I wanted to make a couple of fake wheel boots to put on cars. That's what they do in Philly when you don't pay your parking tickets. They boot your car.

Snippy said
7:49 AM, 04/01/16

Pipes FC wrote:
I got a 12 inch penis that sometimes will drag on the ground if im not careful. Oh wait that's true too, hold on I'll get this right.

That's because you're an engineer.

It comes with the card.