The Weather Channel "Kiss Your Ass Good-bye & Die" Radar
National Weather Service Radar
Pipes FC said
1:05 PM, 03/31/17
Always wondered why they look like the rapture, and then it's just lite sprinkles.
Side note, I was in another tornado the other day, still didn't see the funnel cloud. I think that makes 4.
Snippy said
2:28 PM, 03/31/17
Notice the real NWS radar shows the developing hook echo return that will get you a tornado warning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_echo
Real NWS Radar
Fake Radar
You can see the overly dark pattern of the heavy cell.
Fake radar misses the hook echo.
Snippy said
6:33 AM, 04/06/17
So, they delayed school to the point that the little cherubs will now be on the school bus in the unlikely event that we get a storm from the one that has completely missed us.
Weather Channel Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Ultra-Red
NWS
Pipes FC said
7:45 AM, 04/06/17
The accuweather isn't much better. Lil Pipes set up his camera yesterday to capture a lighting strike. He asked when is the storm coming, I looked at the phone and told him apparently this is it.....turned off camera.
Snippy said
10:18 AM, 04/06/17
Snippy just left the bathtub from mouth-breathing face down through the drain.
Well, not really. The Real Weather Guys, who own the Real Weather Alert System that buzzes phone and radios cancelled the Real Tornado Warning. This happened while The TeeVee Weather Hysterians were shrieking about mid-level rotation they had spotted less!.than!.a!.mile!!!! from Snippylvania. SNIPPYLVANIA PARK TAKE SHELTER NOW!
Sprinkles.
On another note, Snippy did happen upon the tornado damaged neighborhood from last week. It's right along a major thoroughfare. Blue roof city. Majorly fucked up. Sad.
(Snippy does recommend not living in homes with those blue styrofoam walls if you can avoid it. The code here allows them to only sheathe four feet on each side of a corner with plywood, then use that blueboard styrofoam for sheathing. Sure was an obvious cause of the entire walls of the homes being gone. It wasn't the plywood on the corners gone.)
-- Edited by Snippy on Thursday 6th of April 2017 12:03:25 PM
Cy Valley said
10:32 AM, 04/06/17
Snippy lives!
The Krink said
12:26 AM, 04/07/17
Snippy could get more chances of tornadoes rest of April with MIR.
Snippy said
12:41 AM, 04/07/17
The Krink wrote:
Snippy could get more chances of tornadoes rest of April with MIR.
Right now, Snippy has the Chesapeake Bay water temp keeping the bad weather several mile tu the south. Low pressure storm pulls cool air into itself and dissipates.
The Krink said
1:37 AM, 04/07/17
Think I need to worry about my own hood for next 24hrs. Got a "sub-tropical cyclone" coming up the coast. Winds 60+ at the coast and 100mph on the Cascade Mtn tops. 30-50mph winds for me which is hard to ignore. Celestial weather transformed into real weather.
Easter Weekend looks more like 'normal' April weather in this little slice of GPNW territory. And perhaps the rains will hold off as well. We've had more'n our share of the ol' 'liquid' sunshine for a while...So they say. (They being those weather folks. Like who the hell else?)
Uke said
3:26 PM, 04/15/17
Three cheers for Jeezuss ta repeat his disappearing act, then reappearing, hangin' on the cross surrounded by a bunck of thieves singing about how good life is, instead of death!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
-- Edited by Uke on Saturday 15th of April 2017 03:28:28 PM
Snippy said
3:57 PM, 04/15/17
Looks like the big weather arrow is headed for mntyfresh's hovel.
Uke said
9:00 PM, 04/15/17
That little 'cove' is saphely located beneath a very steep hill that blocks (sort of) the nastiest winds... rain being heavier than air tends to arrive unabated in spite of the hill.
The Weather Channel "Kiss Your Ass Good-bye & Die" Radar
National Weather Service Radar
Side note, I was in another tornado the other day, still didn't see the funnel cloud. I think that makes 4.
Notice the real NWS radar shows the developing hook echo return that will get you a tornado warning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_echo
Real NWS Radar
Fake Radar
You can see the overly dark pattern of the heavy cell.
Fake radar misses the hook echo.
So, they delayed school to the point that the little cherubs will now be on the school bus in the unlikely event that we get a storm from the one that has completely missed us.
NWS
Snippy just left the bathtub from mouth-breathing face down through the drain.
Well, not really. The Real Weather Guys, who own the Real Weather Alert System that buzzes phone and radios cancelled the Real Tornado Warning. This happened while The TeeVee Weather Hysterians were shrieking about mid-level rotation they had spotted less!.than!.a!.mile!!!! from Snippylvania. SNIPPYLVANIA PARK TAKE SHELTER NOW!
Sprinkles.
On another note, Snippy did happen upon the tornado damaged neighborhood from last week. It's right along a major thoroughfare. Blue roof city. Majorly fucked up. Sad.
(Snippy does recommend not living in homes with those blue styrofoam walls if you can avoid it. The code here allows them to only sheathe four feet on each side of a corner with plywood, then use that blueboard styrofoam for sheathing. Sure was an obvious cause of the entire walls of the homes being gone. It wasn't the plywood on the corners gone.)
-- Edited by Snippy on Thursday 6th of April 2017 12:03:25 PM
Right now, Snippy has the Chesapeake Bay water temp keeping the bad weather several mile tu the south. Low pressure storm pulls cool air into itself and dissipates.
Think I need to worry about my own hood for next 24hrs. Got a "sub-tropical cyclone" coming
up the coast. Winds 60+ at the coast and 100mph on the Cascade Mtn tops. 30-50mph winds
for me which is hard to ignore. Celestial weather transformed into real weather.
https://www.wunderground.com/weather-radar/united-states-regional/wa/tacoma
Three cheers for Jeezuss ta repeat his disappearing act, then reappearing, hangin' on the cross surrounded by a bunck of thieves singing about how good life is, instead of death!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
-- Edited by Uke on Saturday 15th of April 2017 03:28:28 PM
That little 'cove' is saphely located beneath a very steep hill that blocks (sort of) the nastiest winds... rain being heavier than air tends to arrive unabated in spite of the hill.