Alachua County Sheriff's Lt. Brett Rhodenizer said authorities responded to NW 187th Terrace at about 10 a.m. after Marvin Hajoswas attacked by his cassowary, a large, flightless bird kept on his property.
Cy Valley said
2:04 PM, 04/14/19
Let's add a little more to weird Florida stories. Did you ever air dry in public?
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. (WFLA) - Naked, and apparently not afraid. Three women who were spotted buck naked at a Pasco County rest area are now wearing jail uniforms.
FHP troopers caught the trio after a series of violent encounters both on and off the road.
At the northbound I-75 rest area in Wesley Chapel, just after 11 Wednesday morning, a custodian discovered a bizarre sight. He called 911. They're on the northbound side of the building. All three of them standing in the nude putting on suntan lotion said the custodian.
An FHP Trooper pulled up to see the three young women nude and standing in the grass. They said they were "air drying" after showering.
Good question. But this one goes way beyond anything we've seen before.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229233764.html
Gawddamn! A cassowary. That's one big ass bird. And one ya oughtn't mess with!
Poor dead dude. It says that they only kill fruits.
TV station sez the 75 year old guy killed by the bird has been ID'ed, so who is he?
https://mycbs4.com/news/local/man-killed-by-cassowary-a-large-flightless-bird-at-farm-near-alachua
Alachua County Sheriff's Lt. Brett Rhodenizer said authorities responded to NW 187th Terrace at about 10 a.m. after Marvin Hajos was attacked by his cassowary, a large, flightless bird kept on his property.
Let's add a little more to weird Florida stories. Did you ever air dry in public?
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. (WFLA) - Naked, and apparently not afraid. Three women who were spotted buck naked at a Pasco County rest area are now wearing jail uniforms.
FHP troopers caught the trio after a series of violent encounters both on and off the road.
At the northbound I-75 rest area in Wesley Chapel, just after 11 Wednesday morning, a custodian discovered a bizarre sight. He called 911. They're on the northbound side of the building. All three of them standing in the nude putting on suntan lotion said the custodian.
An FHP Trooper pulled up to see the three young women nude and standing in the grass. They said they were "air drying" after showering.
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/naked-women-at-pasco-county-rest-stop-accused-in-serious-crimes/1915560275
Not in Florida.
Tell us more, Snippy, tell us more.
Somehow, something tells me these Florida stories are about ta get a whole lot weirder...
That's exactly what I would've told the cop who arrested the dood. "It's a Ferrari. It's fast..."
https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending-now/the-car-is-a-ferrari-and-it-goes-fast-florida-man-tells-deputies/940150079
"...and the car just forces me ta drive fast!" "It's really not my fault officer!"
Would that work in Ritzville?
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