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This years crop of blueberries is plagued with mummy berry.
It happens every 3-4-5 years as the majority of berries turn
white and shriveled. I've dealt with this phenonemon several
times over the years. Some species of blueberry are somewhat
immune to this while others get hit hard. We had a horrible
cold wet spring in the northwest and it's the most likely reason
for this fungus. Looks like a quarter harvest this year if that.
Blueberry pie will be a privelage this year.

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Krink, I'm going blueberry pickin' next Saturday in Solon Springs, WI. Those berries are as big as marbles, and very sweet.

They make excellent pancakes, muffins, and giant fucking pies!

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Buckethead wrote:

Krink, I'm going blueberry pickin' next Saturday in Solon Springs, WI. Those berries are as big as marbles, and very sweet.

They make excellent pancakes, muffins, and giant fucking pies!



Hammonton NJ says fuck you.

They are the blueberry capital of the world.

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Northern Wisconsin, near Brule, is a town called Blueberry. Beat that!

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Buckethead wrote:

Northern Wisconsin, near Brule, is a town called Blueberry. Beat that!




A bush with it's own zip code doesn't count.



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Even with the mummy berry, instead of 10,000,000
berries, I'm only going to get 6,000,000 berries.
Blueberries always seem to be ready to pick when it's
90 degrees out. The big blueberry farms have
machinery to pick(?) the berries. It's more like a
contraption that shakes all the berries off the bush.
The unique thing about bluberries is that all the berries
stay in eating condition until the last berry on the bush
is ripe. Hence if you have the patience, you only need
to pick once.

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Krink, are we talkin about the same blueberries that come on those vines that will tear you a new asshole?

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Brizy wrote:

Krink, are we talkin about the same blueberries that come on those vines that will tear you a new asshole?




**sigh**

Blueberries are round and grow on bushes.

Blackberries stain pink polo shirts and "sand" colored Dockers. Their thorns might pierce those crepé soles of Wal*Boots. Not to even mention what might happen to tender hands! Stay out of the blackberry patch windshield heater boy.

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Snippy wrote:

Brizy wrote:

Krink, are we talkin about the same blueberries that come on those vines that will tear you a new asshole?





**sigh**

Blueberries are round and grow on bushes.

Blackberries stain pink polo shirts and "sand" colored Dockers. Their thorns might pierce those crepé soles of Wal*Boots. Not to even mention what might happen to tender hands! Stay out of the blackberry patch windshield heater boy.

I've been enlightened and surprised over the years meeting people
that have not encountered blackberry bushes. Blackberries are kin to the
raspberry. You could use blackberry vines to secure a prison as anyone
would think long and hard about trying to penetrate through a thicket
of blackberry vines. Razor sharp thorns like on a rose bush that leaves
deep scratches that irritate for days. The Blueberry bush is thornless
and user friendly. Like I said, my only complaint is picking blueberries
under the hot chocolato heat in the dog days of summer. Have to keep
the bowl away from the streaming sweat from my brow.



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It was fun as a kid running around in the woods, and finding blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries growing everywhere. Mom always knew where you were when you came home and your fingers and face were multiple colors...

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It was fun as a kid running around in the woods, and finding blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries growing everywhere. Mom always knew where you were when you came home and your fingers and face were multiple colors...




We only had wild blackberries and grapes in the woods behind the house.....the grapes were there because of an old vineyard that was on the property before my parents bought the land. My old man made a wicked ass wine I tasted once as a kid....later on I when I was older I tasted something very similar....

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Buckethead wrote:

It was fun as a kid running around in the woods, and finding blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries growing everywhere. Mom always knew where you were when you came home and your fingers and face were multiple colors...




We only had wild blackberries and grapes in the woods behind the house.....the grapes were there because of an old vineyard that was on the property before my parents bought the land. My old man made a wicked ass wine I tasted once as a kid....later on I when I was older I tasted something very similar....

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Our neighbor used to make wine from all kinds of weird shit. Dandilions, tree bark, and some other stuff. Can't imagine it tasted very good. I do know he would get uber pissed when we stole his rhubarb...

 



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I actually knew a person in my neighborhood growing
up that made Dandelion wine. Of course I was just a
young kid and never got to taste it. Even in my
advanced age I still have never tasted Dandelion Wine.
Lord knows in my neighborhood today, the Dandelion
is the weed that is growing in 90% of the lawns and
lines most roadways in abundance in May/June.
I was shocked to see that Dandelion seeds are sold
in quite a few seed catalogs for use as a salad green.
One would just have to witness how this plant grows
wild in my parts to realize how ridiculous that a seed
company could actually make money selling Dandelion
seeds. Hopefully someday I'll get a chance to sample
some Dandelion Wine, I'm curious.

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The Krink wrote:

I actually knew a person in my neighborhood growing
up that made Dandelion wine. Of course I was just a
young kid and never got to taste it. Even in my
advanced age I still have never tasted Dandelion Wine.
Lord knows in my neighborhood today, the Dandelion
is the weed that is growing in 90% of the lawns and
lines most roadways in abundance in May/June.
I was shocked to see that Dandelion seeds are sold
in quite a few seed catalogs for use as a salad green.
One would just have to witness how this plant grows
wild in my parts to realize how ridiculous that a seed
company could actually make money selling Dandelion
seeds. Hopefully someday I'll get a chance to sample
some Dandelion Wine, I'm curious.



Krink, I've had opportunities to taste this crap, but turned it down. It was hard enough to get by the smell. I doubt we are missing anything...

 



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You're probably right Buckethead. Never seen it in
my wine buying days...anywhere.

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