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Teens eaten by satanists

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A VILE gang of devil worshippers has killed and eaten four Russian teenagers in a sickening ritual.

The Satanists stabbed each of their victims a terrifying 666 times before dismembering their bodies and cooking them on a bonfire.

Russian cops discovered the teenager's limbs, hearts and scalps in a pit in the Yaroslavl region around 300 miles from Moscow, along with the dead body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross.

The victims, three girls and one boy, all aged 16 and 17, disappeared from their homes in June.

But police only discovered the remains of Anya Gorokhova, Olga Pukhova, Varya Kuzmina and Andrei Sorokin last month.

The four pals described as "Goths" were lured one by one to a country cottage and were allegedly forced to get drunk before the revolting ritual began.

Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.

Cops arrested eight Satan worshippers in connection with the killings after finding out that all four victims had telephoned Nikolai Ogolobyak, the alleged leader of the Satan gang. His apartment lies just 250 metres from where their remains were discovered.

One of the arrested Satanists said: "Satan will help me to avoid responsibility, I made lots of sacrifices to him."

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Another suspect Alexander Voronovic said the gang had previously dug up a dead girl's grave and eaten her heart and a third suspect said he turned to Satan because praying to God did not make him rich.

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He said: "I tried to turn to God, but it didn't bring me any money. I prayed to Satan, and things improved."

Teachers of the alleged Satanists said all had been moody at school and of lower than average intelligence.

Ogolobyak had previously been in his local church choir, according to his grandmother. All the dead knew Ogolobyak and other members of the Satanist gang.

The distraught father of victim Andrei Sorokin said: "My son said he knew some Goths, and that he had Goths and Satanists among his friends.

"I wasn't scared. I thought 'Well, let him spend his time sitting around in a cemetery, there's not much harm in that is there?'"



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I'm going to stick to turkey burgers. It's amazing
how the advertizing world can make a burger look
so fucking good that you want to get into your car
and go get one. Of course we all know the burger
you unwrap out of your bag of food looks nothing
like the TV version. It seems about half the size,
wilted lettuce, overdue tomato slices, made by a
teenager working his/her first job. No...I think I want
to always be in charge of making my own burger.
I know my hands are washed, I can examine the meat,
smell it and determine it's a-ok, cook it til it's done,
add real fucking cheese, and reduce the litter problem.
Plus...I couldn't imagine eating a burger without my
hot pepper relish that I can every year.

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Krink, you should open up a fucking restaurant. All that cooking knowledge, and nobody is reaping the benefits!

You should start the mail order pie thing, that might be a huge money maker!

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Buckethead wrote:

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Buckethead wrote:

Krink, you should open up a fucking restaurant. All that cooking knowledge, and nobody is reaping the benefits!

You should start the mail order pie thing, that might be a huge money maker!



  I hope to find the inspiration and regain the passion for cooking
again someday soon. When Mrs. Krink passed, the whole thing
has sort of imploded. My garden doesn't seem nearly as important
as it once was, I don't seem to "want" to cook for myself the same
things I used to prepare for Mrs Krink. Dinner time is the worst part
of my day still now 4 months later. I don't feel like cooking and I don't
want to order takeout. Many days it's 7-8pm before I eat a meal.
I've eaten Spicy Chicken Teriyaki takeout so many times lately
that I feel guilty about adding extra styrofoam containers to the
Roosevelt Landfill. Who knows what lies ahead in my future, the rug
was truly yanked out from under me. Meanwhile...I'll keep all my
favorite recipes handy just incase my life takes an upturn.




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