Tight fit ... a man is alleged to have smuggled live pigeons in his tights. Picture: Customs / AAP
A closer look ... the pigeons discovered at Melbourne Airport. Picture: Customs / AAP
Egg carton ... the man was also accused of bringing in these eggs. Picture: Customs / AAP
Man had live pigeons down pants - Customs
He faces up to 10 years' jail if convicted
Also alleged to be carrying eggs, seeds
AN alleged bird smuggler had his feathers ruffled when Customs officers seized two live pigeons stuffed into his tights.
The 23-year-old man of Meadow Heights in suburban Melbourne had just landed at Melbourne Airport on Sunday after a flight from Dubai when customs and border control officers stopped him and searched his bags.
They allegedly found in the man's pocket a multi-vitamin container holding two birds eggs, and a further search revealed he was wearing tights with the two live birds stuffed inside, one in each leg.
Officers also seized a money belt containing plant seeds and undeclared samples of eggplant in the passenger's baggage before he was handed over to Australian Quarantine and Inspection Services staff.
"Wildlife smuggling is not only cruel to the animals involved, it poses a severe risk to the Australian environment and the health of the Australian community," Customs spokesman Richard Janeczko said.
"It is important that people declare all animal and plant materials to customs and border protection when they enter Australia."
If convicted, the alleged smuggler could face up to 10 years in jail and/or a $110,000 fine.
A Customs spokeswoman said it was not known what the pigeons were intended to be used for, adding the man was expected to be charged on summons with wildlife smuggling offences.
Pigeons in my pants? I think not. 99% of the pigeons on this planet do nothing other than eat and shit and fuck. That 1% that can actually assist mankind somehow...guess it would be a case by case basis on how valuable they are. I actually enjoy seeing a seagull ripping apart a pigeon. I worked 15 years on a railroad bridge where pigeons were the "house" bird. The place was dripping with pigeon shit. Pigeons look pretty harmless and friendly but they are horrible birds.
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