Well, I left Oklahoma Driving in a Pontiac, Just about to lose my mind. I was going to Arizona, Maybe on to California Where people all live so fine.
My mother says I'm crazy, My baby calls me lazy, But I'm gonna show them all this time 'Cause you know I ain't no fool and I don't need no more damn schoolin'. I was born to just walk the line.
Living on Tulsa Time. Living on Tulsa Time. Gonna set my watch back to it 'Cause you know that I've been through it. Living on Tulsa Time.
So there I was in Hollywood, Thinking I was doing good, Talking on the telephone line. They don't want me in the movies And nobody sings my songs; My mama says my baby's doing fine.
So then I started winking, Then I started thinking That I really had a flash this time. That I had no bussiness leaving, And nobody would be grieving; You see I'm on Tulsa time.
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Some people say I have a bad attitude. Those people are stupid.
There's a minor warp in the time/space continuum whenever I visit Krink. My dashboard clock slows way down...ta maybe an hour and twelve minutes BEHIND correct Pacific Standard Time.
Two weeks ago me and Tu met up with Krink... After we got back ta Seattle, the car clock was TWO hours and eight minutes ahead...
Very weird. Lately when I wanna know what time it is...I check all five clocks in my place. Add 'em all up, divide by six, multiply by twelve, then divide by 24. Works every damn time.
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