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Chips And Dip

Cops: Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats

0624091inside1.jpg JUNE 24--Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'blow job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30. Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine. Last July, with gasoline prices climbing, a Kentucky woman was arrested for accepting a $100 gasoline card in exchange for sexual favors. (3 pages)

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That does it Fauxy! No more of this shit! People really don't care to read about prostitutes trading particular sex acts for food, even if true.

Please remember just who our audience is! Loyal members, and the public at large. However, Freddie K. isn't one of your fans! He despises you. My advice? Quit the crap, okay?

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