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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids."



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Pssst you keep missing the 1 main point, they have a sighted guide a person who sees accompany them

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Larry's in the hospital. Room 232

 

                       

Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'.  

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'


Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned.

'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.


'What the hell were you thinking?!  She said, shaking her head in disgust.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?'  

Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.


 

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital.

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FMB wrote:

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids."



She said, you had a wet dream and I rolled in it...

 



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