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1. "A woman holding her little baby in her arms gets onto a bus. The driver says, 'Wow, thats an ugly baby!' The woman is outraged, but says nothing. As she walks back to an open seat, another passenger sees that she is upset, and asks why. She says, 'That bus driver was so rude and insulting!' The passenger says, 'Why, you just go right back and give the driver a piece of your mind! Here, Ill hold your monkey.'

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At a scheduled station stop, the railroad's president walked up to the locomotive and spoke to the engineer. "You were going 65 mph and the speed limit is only 60 mph, I saw it myself on the speedometer in the business car!"

After a heated exchange, the engineer finally said "You couldn't possibly have been going 65, my speedometer said 60 mph and we never saw you pass us, sir ? 



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Mr. FMB, did you used to work for the railroad or something, you post that like some insulting railroader when railroaders were REAL and a tough hide helped a lot.

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A man went to the doctors office to get a double dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldnt allow him a double dose.

Why not? asked the man.

Because its not safe, replied the doctor.

But I need it really bad, said the man.

Well, why do you need it so badly? asked the doctor.

The man said, My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Cant you see? I must have a double dose.

The doctor finally relented saying, Okay, Ill give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, What happened to you?

The man said, No one showed up

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Good thing that was read sitting in the recliner and not on the island barstool.
Tu fawkin funny !!! Laughed so hard coulda fell off and hurt myownselph :) 



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