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Cy Valley wrote:
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Freddie Krueger wrote:

I remember my one and only appointment with a marriage counselor. She asked me what my wife and I had in common. I told her at the get go that both of us don't suck dick.


 Yes, but wasn't this before you drank hazelnut?


 Did Snippy bring that phukking hazelnut to the Summit?



-- Edited by Cy Valley on Wednesday 22nd of May 2013 07:59:46 PM


 He did... but we're drinking REAL coffee instead...

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Looks like real coffee to me. Would it repel hazelnut if it were mixed?

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Nope. We have determined that Hazelnut coffee is what caused the problem with Snippy's tongue. He is addicted to it though, and should be sent to Bachman's Hazelnut Coffee rehab. We need to help pray away the Gay.

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The best part is at the end...



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Lord Gawd awlmighty ! She was healed ! Thank you Jeebus !



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Embarrassing Questions

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?  

So, I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist, and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.  

I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying...  "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours.  It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said...  "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do. One-third ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses." 



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Second trick yard crew foreman went in and told the trainmaster one night that he thought the engineer was going to have to go home because he was suffering. Trainmaster, concerned (maybe) that there was sickness or a possible injury (at LAMCO, perish the thought), asked what was wrong with the HAWG. Foreman replied that the HAWG had taken a Viagra and had an erection that had lasted more than four hours.

Get out of here!

FMB's local pharmacy have an all-female staff?

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FMB wrote:

 He did... but we're drinking REAL coffee instead...

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 Just noticed the address on the bag.

Wonder if the Putz quaffs a few whilst out takin pics?

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