The Local CH | Submitted by: WillyPubes "Two young women were convicted of sexual assault in the Zürich district court on Tuesday after seeking revenge on their philandering ex-lover last summer by gluing his testicles to his thigh and decorating his genital area with pink feathers... A message was written on his chest with waterproof marker: "Hey boys, watch out: this is what happens if you dont keep your dick under control!
