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http://amarillo.com/news/local-news/2011-09-16/blast-creates-havoc#.TnRF8tREPFY%22%5DBlast%20creates%20havoc%20%7C%20Amarillo%20Globe-News

FRA Spokespimp Warren Flatau, you have distinguished yourself again. You have reached new heights of FRA SHAWK and AWE! You, my son, are worthy of the Bromley Award for spokeswhoremanship. Congratulations!

The Federal Railroad Administration, which enforces railroad safety, also will investigate, spokesman Warren Flateau said.

The pace of railroad administration investigations can vary widely, depending upon the incident, he said. Investigations can take a few months to a year.

Flateau said he had heard nothing about the use of remote control locomotives at the railyard. Its certainly something that would be part of our examination, he said.



-- Edited by Snippy on Saturday 17th of September 2011 12:43:16 AM

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That, right there, is some scary stuff.

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RCO??? Nooooooooo!

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Flatulence

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Not to be confused with Vaginal flatulence.
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Flatulence
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German peasants greet the fire and brimstonefrom a papal bull of Pope Paul III in Martin Luther's 1545 Depictions of the Papacy.

Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The medical term for the mixture of gases is flatus, informally known as a fart, or simply (in American English) gas. The gases are expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "passing gas", "breaking wind" or "farting". Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same peristaltic process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine. The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks.



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This reader thanks Troll. For tu much information concerning gas, flatus, and yes farts.

Now go ta yer room. And stay there.

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