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Men CAN and do breastfeed their babies http://www.unhinderedliving.com/nursingfather.html The Nursing Father If you've read the rest of this website, you know just how important I feel breastfeeding is for both mother and child, but what about the father?  Did you know fathers can breastfeed as well? Women and men have exactly the same physical apparatus for making milk, it's just that the mother's milk glands might be slightly larger.  Women often ask me, "Can I make enough milk for my baby if I have small breasts?"  They think that size has something to do with production.  But I am happy to be able to tell women that the amount of milk they produce has to do with how much the baby sucks at the breast, not with size.  This goes for the man as well. When a baby suckles at the breast, hormones are produced which cause milk production to increase.  The more the baby sucks, the more milk is made.  Your body responds to what the baby needs.  If the baby steps up the amount of time it is spending at the breast, the body figures the baby is growing and needs more milk, so it makes more.  As simple as that.  All a man has to do to get his breasts to produce milk is to let the baby suck at them."

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Wrong kinda pump... If you don't pay attention, your baby might starve!!!!

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Thank gawd that FMB's babies are no longer babies.....



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Maybe PhMB could be a professional wet nurse.

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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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Snippy wrote:

Maybe PhMB could be a professional wet nurse.


 Does the wet nurse job come with insurance....??



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Hang tough, big guy. Plan five seven dot five may be the one for you.

Then, you can just pump phor phun.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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