MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) Working in a stout former bank building with windows closed and air conditioners humming, Orleans County sheriff's deputies didn't know what was happening in their parking lot until a neighbor called 911.
A man on a big farm tractor, angry about his recent arrest for resisting arrest and marijuana possession, was rolling across their vehicles five marked cruisers, one unmarked car and a transport van.
By the time they ran outside, the tractor was down the driveway and out onto the road.
With their vehicles crushed, "We had nothing to pursue him with," said Chief Deputy Philip Brooks.
Thursday afternoon's incident ended when city police in Newport, the county seat of the northern Vermont county, caught up with Roger Pion, 34, a short distance away.
No one was injured. At least two deputies had gone inside a few moments before after washing their vehicles, officials said.
"Nobody was hurt. That's the thing everybody's got to cherish," said Sheriff Kirk Martin.
Vermont State Police said in a statement that Pion would face seven counts of felony unlawful mischief, one count of misdemeanor unlawful mischief, one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, one count of gross negligent operation, and one count of leaving the scene of an accident.
Pion was being held at the Northern State Correctional Center in Newport on $15,000 bail.
Sheriffs said they did not know if Pion had a lawyer. A phone number for him could not be located.
Martin estimated damage to the vehicles at more than $300,000; state police put it at more than $250,000.
Not only were their roofs and hoods caved in, but "the radios are ruined, the radar detectors, the cages in the cars ... We're going to have to get the jaws of life up here to pry the trunks open and see about the rifles and shotguns," Martin said.
Brooks said the destroyed vehicles constituted more than half the fleet of sheriff's cruisers in the rural county on the Canadian border. Others were out on patrol at the time of the incident.
All I could think of when I read this was that Mark Chesnutt song "Bubba Shot the Jukebox"
We were all down at Margie's bar, Tellin' stories if we had one. Someone fired the ol' jukebox up. The song, it sure was a sad one. A teardrop rolled down Bubba's nose From the pain the song was inflictin'. And all at once he jumped to his feet, Just like somebody kicked him.
Bubba shot the jukebox last night. Said it played a sad song that made him cry. Went to his truck and got a .45 Bubba shot the jukebox last night.
Now, Bubba ain't never been accused Of bein' mentally stable. So we did not draw an easy breath, 'Til he laid that Colt on the table. He hung his head until the cops showed up. They dragged him right out of Margie's. And told him, "Don't you play dumb with us, son. You know damn well what the charge is".
Bubba shot the jukebox last night. Said it played a sad song that made him cry. Went to his truck and got a .45 Well, he shot the jukebox last night.
Well, the sheriff arrived with his bathrobe on. The confrontation was a tense one. He shook his head and said, "Bubba, boy, Now, you was always a dense one". Now, reckless discharge of a gun. That's what the officers are claimin'. Bubba hollered out, "Reckless hell! I hit just where I was aimin."
Bubba shot the jukebox last night. Said it played a sad song that made him cry. Went to his truck and got a .45 Well, he shot the jukebox. Stopped it with one shot. Bubba shot the jukebox last night.
Well, he could not tell right from wrong Through the teardrops in his eyes. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, It was a justifiable homicide.
Bubba shot the jukebox. Stopped it with one shot. Bubba shot the jukebox last night.
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