Ready ta toss your last iPhone?  The brandy new Apple 8 model 'cause it's the best one ever, plus they might give some free schitt along with their newest incarnation. (Could be the perfect time for yers truly ta give Apple a look...)

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/new-apple-iphones-key-feature-is-its-price-tag-2017-09-09

Maybe not! At around a grand a pop? Ya don't wanna lose the damn thing, nope! Not while this cheapo Samsung Galaxy 4S still works as a phone/camera/e-mail thingie...