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It's like a steamroller!
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What izzit? The usual Kersmuss crap, only this time they figured it might be time ta a get Jeezuss into the act! Maybe that'll entice more shoppers into the stores ta buy schitt they really don't need, but ta give away as 'gifts' from Santa. Right. Right. Like we've never been through this crap before. H...
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Really?
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Thought for sure I'd finally lost my mind, so I looked it up, and yep! It's a real thing, and happening nearby! A THC Fair. Everything ya thought ya wanted ta know about marijuana, and schitt! Since the state of Ory-gun made weed legal, it's everywhere, including Lebanon! This sleepy little burg of 16-...
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The weather
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Pretty decent for the GPNW. Not so good for Pipesylvania. Snippylandia? Anybody really give a rat's ass? Nope!
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No Hazelnut
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BD's own brand and he doesn't even like the stuff: -- Edited by Cy Valley on Wednesday 15th of August 2018 05:45:46 PM
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.But wait, there's more...
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...more what? Music, specifically Kersmuss music! Yep! Too much Christmas music can mentally harm you Did you know? Looped music has been used a means of torture.Scotty Hendricks02 November, 2018 (Andrew Burton/Getty Images) It's that time of year again, when we start hearing Christmas mus...
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Dead James MacArthur Field: Entertainment Info: Played Det. Danny Williams ("Book 'em, Danno") on the TV series "Hawaii Five-O", appeared in the movie "The Swiss Family Robinson"Date of Birth: 12/08/1937Date of Death: 10/28/2010Age at Death: 72
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Talking 'unique' style...
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...okay I borrowed from Cy's idea, but this IS something near, and dear to me for lotsa reasons. The VW beetle. Yep. That car. Izzit really the end for the Beetle? https://jalopnik.com/i-dont-believe-the-final-edition-beetle-will-be-final-b-1830183519 Good story!
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Unique Style
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Seen today in Dunedin, FL, I knew right away it wasn't the Bikenführer because he wasn't making much speed. Shot isn't very good quality because it was taken from a moving car.
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The Underprivileged Just Got a Whole Lot Poorer
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Greyhound service in Western Canada stops at midnight: Now what? https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/greyhound-western-canada-1.4884374 Facebook EmailRedd -- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Wednesday 31st of October 2018 07:49:21 AM
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Trump must be upset at this news!
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Especially after his promises that America would be hiring, AND bringing jobs, and money from overseas back home. Yep. How ya feel now ya fat slob? General Motors. One of Merica's oldest, largest companies failing... What to think about this latest 'rationalization'? Damn! Who knows. But this doe...
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Well now let's have a bit more paranoia!
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The sheriff's department of Linn County (county of Uke's current home) has credible sightings of cougars within our area. https://www.kptv.com/news/linn-county-sheriff-s-office-watch-out-for-large-cougar/article_f8824486-d71b-11e8-a44d-73c9457f167b.html While...
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Probably Not the MegaMillions Winners
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HANAHAN, S.C. (AP) - Police in South Carolina say a naked woman tried to bite off a man's genitals and then rushed on all fours at responding officers, who shocked her with a stun gun.WCSC-TV reports that a man called police for help, saying the woman tried to bite off his penis during sex with him and ano...
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Report: Wayne High School teacher caught in sex act with student 24 1070 1961 RelatedView Larger Kelsey HartmannWayne teacher faces sex chargesTeacher in sex case has Thursday court dateArea teacher arrested for sexual batteryBy Mark GokaviStaff WriterHUBER HEIGHTS A Wayne High Sc...
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At least he's not in the "They come in threes" outfit!
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But still why's he throwing in the towel after only fifty years? Maybe that's it. He's fed up, finally after 50, yep FIFTY years! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/arts/television/sesame-street-big-bird.html Guess it'll be all Teletubbies, all the time for Uke!
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Woke up coughing. Which way tu the lake ? I'm hungry, like really phukkin hungry ! -- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Monday 15th of October 2018 09:45:46 AM
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Seattle. More stupid shit
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Big balls shut down traffic. Right. https://www.npr.org/2018/10/19/658817818/lets-bounce-large-metal-balls-roll-out-of-truck-shut-down-the-block Sure glad I escaped alive! What a fuckin' city. About twenty times worse than Ritzville. Washington.
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C'mon, Have a Drink
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OCOEE, Fla. (WFLA/NBC) ? An argument over alcohol led to a shooting in central Florida.Police said Lathon Jean Yee, 39, shot a stranger Oct. 9 after refused to take a shot of liquor.According to police, Yee and Eric Meeks, also 39, were inside Frank?s Place in Ocoee when they got into an argument.Secu...
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UPS Boyz.............shades of Conrail Boyz
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Verizon was ordering I-phones from headquarters and wasn't getting them, UPS checked and said that it appeared that the packages were being held up because of damaged packing materials. UPS has a dept that looks at a damaged box, repacks into another box and sends box on its way. Verizon then looked...
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The FOX Weather Channel
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Fear sells. Reality from the real NWS: The Weather Channel version:
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NOT Hawt for Teacher
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You take care of me and you'll get straight A's. Wonder if he liked it and then thought, there's no end and no future in this?A 27-year-old math teacher, Jennifer Olajire-Aro, coerced a 17-year-old student into having sex with her, repeatedly threatening to dock his grades if he refused, according...
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Lacvin's wish may come true, soon!
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What wish izzat ya say? Well lemme 'splain...a while back Vincla perdickted $10/pump gasoline right? Right! Maybe he wasn't dreaming. Maybe. Now however there IS credible news concerning oil, and rising prices for crude. Yep. Here's what's happening. And it's more than supply vs demand that are c...
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Virginia, It's Always Virginia
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It's a kids football game but somebody wasn't pleased with the outcome:Several coaches and parents have some explaining to do after local police was called to the field after a pee wee football game in Wise County, Virginia over the weekend, according to News 5.A fight broke out between adults in th...
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Canuckistan Raccoons eh? Meh...
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Now this is a bigger deal than those little furry fuckers yep. Looka dis penny... And it's really, really Mercan! Yep! [url]https://www.barrons.com/articles/first-u-s-penny-will-be-auctioned-for-around-100-million-times-its-monetary-value-1538508889?mod=trending_now_1[/...
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Attention BJ.com Photochop Dept.
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Freddie Kruegerwrote 4h agoKnitting my pussy hat...
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Hazelnut?
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