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Hostels of the Dead
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Wire Services | Submitted by: ferret "We tell them we only have cold rooms," Teramura quips when asked how his staff respond to unwary lovers looking for a room... The daily rate at Lastel, as it is known, is 12,000 yen ($157). For that fee, bereaved families can check in their dead while the...
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"Fucking" Trademarked In Germany
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The Local DE | Submitted by: Beerypubes "The firm sells a drink made with berries and vodka predominately in 0.02 and 0.03 litre shot measures under the name Ficken. Applications to trademark the name -- which means "fucking" in German -- were first rejected by the German Patent Off...
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Novice Dentist Gets A Pass
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Daily Mail | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "When she rang the surgery back two hours later claiming that he had pulled out the wrong one, a receptionist initially insisted she was mistaken. However, Dr George, a former hospital house officer, examined the X-ray and realised his blunder. Mrs Gre...
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No Exit From Tiger Marriage
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Yahoo! Canada | Submitted by: LtJackboot "In June, zoo authorities reported what they called a "tiger love triangle" between Seri, Wzui and a 15-year-old female called Meli, who was transferred to El Paso from a zoo in Fresno a decade ago... "The male tiger Wzui likes both fem...
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Someone needs a valium and a stress ball
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Japan Today | Submitted by: The Medicated "A 37-year old nurse at Mori hospital in Kyoto, has been arrested for tearing out the finger and toenails of an 80-year old patient with senile dementia... She was imprisoned for three years and eight months after she was found to have injured six patien...
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Fully-Clothed BDSM
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The Age | Submitted by: furpo "Sr. Mule tied Mlle. Caputo to another woman while performing a Japanese sado-masochist technique known as "shibari"... The two women remained clothed while they were tied tightly together with the same rope and suspended two metres off the ground. T...
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Stoner Squished
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New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "It appears the accelerator stuck and the 1995 Mercury Grand Marquis backed across the street, knocked over a telephone pole and went through the wall with tremendous force... The car crashed through the outside wall of the home, then struck th...
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Vampiress Lurks Outside Hooters
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Australian Broadcasting | Submitted by: JJ "Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced, Im a vampire, I am going to eat you. When cops arrived, they located Smith -- covered in blood and half naked -- near the Hooters, but was un...
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It Beats Picnic Tables
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Man Accused Of Having Sex With Neighbor's Pool FloatFamily Has Sought Help For Man Without Success POSTED: 10:56 am EDT September 1, 2011UPDATED: 11:54 am EDT September 1, 2011 HAMILTON -- A man accused of having sex with a neighbor's pool toy has had trouble with the law before. Edwin Tobergta,...
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Gumby Flunks Basic Robbery
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New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "A bandit dressed as the green claymation figure waltzed into a California 7-11 Monday and demanded cash. "I don't have time for this," groaned the clerk, as the perp fumbled unsuccessfully for his gun." Read article...
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Drink From The Tap
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Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: Erick "The boy started suckling the cow in July after he saw a calf do the same since his parents moved to Thailand in search of work." Read article...
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You Say Po-tay-toe
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WLKY | Submitted by: Lady Mayhem "Berthiaume suffered injuries to his right arm and leg when his homemade potato gun exploded. "He's got a chunk of his arm torn up. His butt cheek, his thigh and lower calf on his right side," Berthiaume's brother said. "A chunk of meat was hangin...
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Rat Comes In For A Nibble
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New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "The subway rat attack was unusual, the sources said, particularly because the J train platform at the Brooklyn Bridge station has a low rodent population. The platforms in the station for the 4, 5, 6 trains, however, are a complete "rat...
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Pejazzled !
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The Local CH | Submitted by: WillyPubes "Two young women were convicted of sexual assault in the Zürich district court on Tuesday after seeking revenge on their philandering ex-lover last summer by gluing his testicles to his thigh and decorating his genital area with pink feathers... A mes...
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Mysterious Stoner Swims For It
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Kansas City Star | Submitted by: cyran0 "The dude was smoking weed inside the casino when cops gave chase... When Riverside police arrived, the dude jumped into Line Creek and started swimming toward the Missouri River... A witness told police that the dude reached a sandbar and was standing o...
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A Trail of Bastards, Effortlessly
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New York Times | Submitted by: Jo "...Where's Mine?!" Ratzinger "So Ms. Daily searched a Web-based registry for other children fathered by the same donor and helped to create an online group to track them. Over the years, she watched the number of children in her sons group grow. An...
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Moose On Booze Makes Nooze
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BBC | Submitted by: ANDROLOMA [brain bane unextraordinaire!] "The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree... A neighbor heard the moose's drunken roar and called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-u...
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Rubadubdub Dead In The Hot Tub
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CNN | Submitted by: annidez "Police are investigating the death of an Arkansas man whose naked body was allegedly found next to a sleeping TV weatherman in a hot tub after a night of drinking and drugs... Barbour awoke to the sound of Cummins snoring and discovered the two in the hot tub, which had...
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Left One's Bigger than the Right
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Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Oh Lewis! "A British woman's breast implant reportedly exploded after she was hit in the chest by a paintball, which can travel at 190 mph... "Due to an incident at our Croydon Paintballing centre on Saturday 20 August 2011 we respectfully ask that any lad...
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Soiled Panties Grow On Trees
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ABC | Submitted by: furpo "The people of Fairfield, Ohio, are still picking womens panties out of tree branches... "We have over 1,600 pair of both new and used womens underwear, said Fairfield County Sheriff Phalen. They havent got them all gathered up because some of them are in areas wh...
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Those Cameras Are Everywhere
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Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: Erick "The New Mexico State Police officer who was photographed having sex on the hood of a Honda is no longer a cop... Lopez was named the 2009 District 1 Officer of the Year for state police and was awarded a "Challenge Coin" in July, an honor gi...
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Temptation Overwhelms Foot-lover
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KTLA News | Submitted by: anonymous "A podophiliac cornered a girl who was alone in an Astoria library... Police say the suspect grabbed the girl, tore off the child's shoes and began rubbing the victim's feet and placing them on his face." Read article...
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Whores on the Meter
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Stuff NZ | Submitted by: kiwidude "Prostitutes in the German city of Bonn must carry a ticket purchased from a new parking meter-like machine while working the streets or face hefty fines from tax authorities in a new scheme launched this week... Germany's first "sex tax meters,"...
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Wrong Way To Start A Race War
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Idaho Spokesman | Submitted by: lord redpubes "A self-proclaimed skinhead was knocked unconscious by a black man after threatening to stab him last weekend in Bayview, Idaho... He uttered racial slurs; "he said black people dont belong in Bayview," so Baker punched Abbey once i...
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Surfer Carves Her Face Open On Reef
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Yahoo Sport | Submitted by: subgirl NZ "Big wave surfer Kennelly underwent surgery to the right side of her face after smashing into the Teahupoo reef... The Hawaiian had forty stitches -- 30 at the front on her face and ten in the skull." Read article...
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