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Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: Erick "Troopers for the Florida Highway Patrol could not say why Antonio, 19, was lying in the center lane of the highway at 3:20 a.m... An eastbound car ran him over." Read article...
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Gurgles Leave Her Unsatisfied
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Daily Mail | Submitted by: P Ray "Lindo said he started to squeeze Miss Stewarts neck "whilst placing his arm over her eyes so that she wasnt looking at him." She turned purple and went silent. Then she started making a noise again... He thought: "I cant strangle you, Im obviousl...
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Lovers Meet In Mid-Air
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Stuff NZ | Submitted by: P Ray "Her plane, a Cessna 207 operated by Ryan Air, managed to land with a broken wing; her boyfriend's, a Cessna 208 Caravan, crashed and burst into flames near the village of Nightmute, Alaska." Read article...
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Train Strikes Dangling Shitbomb
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ThisIsHullAndEastRiding | Submitted by: DM "In the first incident, a plastic bag filled with ballast and faeces was suspended from a cord, which was stretched across the railway line near Skerne Road in Driffield on Saturday, July 23, at about 7.50pm. The 5.41pm Sheffield to Scarborough ser...
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BREAKING NEWS
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Beheading Is Not The End
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CBS News | Submitted by: epsas "To find out, the researchers decapitated both awake and anesthetized rats while measuring the electrical activity in the animals' brains with an EEG, or electroencephalograph... In both awake and anesthetized rats, the EEG went dead about 17 seconds after de...
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And Away We Go!
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WTKR | Submitted by: anonymous "When deputies and firefighters arrived they found the man inside the white Ford Explorer that had been towing the trailer. The man had apparently set the trailer on fire and refused to leave the SUV... A Fire Dept. officer noticed a cable attached to a nearby tree...
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Toddler Guzzles Bongwater
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Orange County Register | Submitted by: anonymous "6:46 p.m. Aug. 24. Covenant Hills Road and Bell Pasture Road. Deputies and paramedics were called when a mother found her 16-month-old baby had picked up a bottle and drank from it. The mother thought it was water, but it was "a bong with ma...
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Perky Pink Pool Raft
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Cincinnati Enquirer | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft... "He has a lot of mental problems and hes always had a fascination for plastic,&...
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Zodiac Code Cracked
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Tewksbury Patch | Submitted by: Bella "So thats what I started with," said Starliper. "I thought, theres no way that Zodiac is going to be prosaic enough not to mention the U.S. Virgin Islands in this code. This is where it gets even creepier. 3+4+0=7. Right. So you get 7+0=7. 707...7...
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Chomp!
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Adelaide Now | Submitted by: Zontar "A shark has attacked and killed a 21-year-old bodyboarder near a packed beach in Western Australia. "They pulled him out of the water and there was a lot of blood on the beach. There was just no hope, he was cut in half." Read article...
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Rippling Fat Kills Two
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New York Post | Submitted by: dadofautism "I searched every room," Baldwin tearfully recounted yesterday. "I was saying his name, Michael! Michael!" When his search failed, Baldwin said he returned to the living room, where the sitter was "slumped on the couch, face...
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Squish!
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New York Post | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Rampersaud, 21, of Brooklyn, had been on his way to classes at City College when his motorcycle collided with a Ford Taurus, pinning him beneath... Seconds after cops and firefighters started to lift the Ford with a hydraulic jack, things went horri...
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The Worst Airline Food
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Yahoo NZ | Submitted by: kiwidude "The crew of a Jetstar flight from Singapore to Auckland have been praised for their actions as they tried to save a man who choked to death onboard... Reports have suggested the dead man's girlfriend was asked to sit next to his body for the remainder of the fligh...
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Hansel and Gretel 2011
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Daily Mail | Submitted by: Jonathan "The two men were sent into the oven just two hours after it had been baking bread at 260c and managers decided they could go in through the entrance hatch to avoid the cost of removing side panels... "Within five minutes they were relaying terrified mess...
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Strapped To The Crapper
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Australian Broadcasting | Submitted by: JJ "A Victorian coroner has called for better education for aged care staff after an 89-year-old woman died while strapped to a toilet... The nurses were not authorised to use the straps and it is suspected other residents were treated the same way... A...
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Mother Takes Care Of Pedo Problem
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CBS News | Submitted by: lord redpubes "I got down to the alley and I confronted him. I said, Why are you staring at the kids? and he looks at me and says, I want to marry the red head. I came unglued at that point. I was like Dude, she's only 13 and that's my daughter." Police said Pullen punched H...
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Left At Green Boots And On To The Summit
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Buzz Feed | Submitted by: Niko.D "The hardest part about climbing Mount Everest is the graves" according to most mountaineers. The way to the summit of the world's tallest mountain is littered with approximately 200 known corpses, some over 70 years old, that have been preserved from de...
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Unlicensed Nut Collector Back in Hot Water
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Wetumpka Herald | Submitted by: acetylene "Among some of the items confiscated included about 500 DVDs, 100 VHS tapes, various cutting tools, a castration device, medical equipment, his computer system and various thumb drives... Bodkin has a history of doing human castrations dating bac...
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Old Stinking Prince Albert
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Australian Broadcasting | Submitted by: JJ "Japanese police say three tins filled with decomposing body parts have been found in the city of Osaka... The 18-litre tin containers were packed with a human head, three feet, two hands, and bone fragments." Read article...
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The Suicide Bounce
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New York Post | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "An obese Bronx man who leaped in front of an oncoming No. 2 subway in an apparent suicide bid yesterday was knocked back onto the platform where he slammed into a woman... "I heard a scream and then a crunching sound." Read article...
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Detroit Feeling Extra Empty
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Detroit Free Press | Submitted by: furpo "Here's a breakdown of shootings in Detroit between 6 a.m. Friday and 6 a.m. today, according to the Detroit Police Department:" Read article...
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Stoners in the Marching Band
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St. Louis Today | Submitted by: JoyGrenade "Police said they learned of the prank after one of the involved students told another what they had done, and that student narqed to a school official... Schmidtke said he was unsure whether the brownies had been tested yet to confirm they were laced w...
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Tard On A Tower
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News On 6 | Submitted by: johnnyb "Emergency crews continue to stand by Saturday morning as day three dawns for a man who is perched on the Clear Channel radio tower in east Tulsa... He has been on the tower for over 45 hours. Tulsa police say the previous record for a standoff was 32 hours... Negoti...
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Modern Medicine Finds Cure For Goatse
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CBS News | Submitted by: epsas "Using human muscle and nerve cells, scientists were able to make the bioengineered sphincters in about six weeks. The sphincters worked normally when implanted in mice... The ultimate goal is for doctors to take muscle and nerve cells from individual fecal inc...
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