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Idaho, they're always from Idaho
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Reuters | Submitted by: Jaybegood "Police warned Falkingham after a woman said she saw him dressed in the rabbit costume, peeking at her young son from behind a tree and pointing his finger like a gun... "He's got the bunny outfit, a cowboy suit and a ballerina dress but you don't see him exc...
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Neck Bomb Attached to Teen
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The Australian | Submitted by: azdollarbill "There were reports a man wearing a balaclava broke into the house at 2pm, strapped a device he claimed was a bomb to the woman's neck or wrist and, according to some reports, left an illegible ransom note before fleeing... Police were understood to h...
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Mother-Daughter Bite Off
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Seattle Weekly | Submitted by: Diaper Drew "The victim tells police that the day prior to the biting, she'd been fighting with her mom about houseguests staying with them... The next day, the daughter allegedly walked into the house and was immediately attacked by her mom. In the course of the...
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The Wide Net of Anti-Troll Law
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EFF | Submitted by: spooz "At issue is a federal law originally enacted to criminalize traveling across state lines for the purpose of stalking. In 2005, the law was modified to make the "intentional infliction of emotional distress" by the use of "any interactive computer s...
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No Chance of a Handjob ?
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Stuff NZ | Submitted by: kiwidude "A Kiwi woman had her hand almost completely severed when a sex romp on a bathroom sink in Croatia went awry... It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke -- leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman's hand...
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Community Outreach Spotlight
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Vancouver Sun | Submitted by: sakimoto "Vancouver health officials will distribute new crack pipes to the citys non-injection drug users this fall as part of a pilot project aimed at engaging crack cocaine smokers and reducing the transmission of disease such as hepatitis C... While heroin...
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Zombie Cops Or Whatever
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WTSP-TV 10 St. Petersburg | Submitted by: furpo "Deputies said Jahn charged a patrol vehicle and began to pound his fists on the hood while a deputy was inside. The deputy backed away, but Jahn again approached and yelled zombies were here to kill him. He said the deputy was a zombie and Jahn was go...
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The Impulse For Self-Surgery
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Burbank Leader | Submitted by: Jaybegood "They found the naked man lying outside on a lounge chair with the handle of a butter knife protruding from his stomach, in an attempt to cure a hernia... As they waited for paramedics to arrive, Lorenz said the man pulled out the knife and shoved the cigar...
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Out Of The Womb And Onto The Tracks
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London Telegraph | Submitted by: GULLY MAN "She went into the lavatory hoping to relieve the pain, but instead suddenly gave birth... The baby fell into the lavatory bowl and through the flap onto the tracks under the speeding train, and her mother quickly ran out of the lavatory and jumped from...
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Serial Ass Cutter
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New York Daily News | Submitted by: lilfunkyswampass "The attack mirrors four similar incidents around Fairfax County since February with the same MO -- a distraction just before the slasher struck. All of the victims were women in their late teens or early twenties... "He slashes them...
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Winehouse Died From No Wine, Perhaps
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Stuff NZ | Submitted by: DS "Amy Winehouse's family reportedly believe the singer died due to her body not being able to handle withdrawal symptoms from alcohol... They believe she died from a seizure due to her tiny body not being able to handle the shock of a drastically reduced intake of liquo...
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Cops Spoil Naked LSD Wrestle
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KTVZ | Submitted by: cyran0 "Officers used stun guns on two of the men without any apparent effect before they were subdued. One was found lying naked in a street and the other was hiding in a back yard. But police were able to talk the third man into surrendering." Read article...
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Careful Of The Sploosh
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LA Times | Submitted by: spooz "Just before the hikers fell in, Bibee, 28, said he saw a man in his 40s leaning out over the waterfall, holding his 6-year-old daughter. "The little girl is crying and screaming," Bibee said. "There's a 13- or a 14-year-old taking their picture. A...
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Trouble Down Under
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London Telegraph | Submitted by: ExplodoPubes "An Australia man suffered life-threatening burns on Monday after a Portaloo he was using exploded, apparently after he lit a cigarette... The Australian Defence Force confirmed the explosion happened during the Talisman Sabre joint milita...
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Pre-Takeoff Panty Raid
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New York Daily News | Submitted by: poofter "She claims a JetBlue supervisor put a walkie-talkie between her legs to see what she had on under her baggy T-shirt. "This caused plaintiff great embarrassment and humiliation to be expelled from the flight for no reason at all in front of a full...
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Love Bug Nudges Your Leg
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WSOC-TV 9 Charlotte | Submitted by: lord redpubes "Dukes was driving while impaired and without a license when he plowed into Evelyn Roberts' bedroom. Six other people were in the car with Dukes when he crashed it into the apartment... "The next thing you know the car was in my bedroom and I...
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Police Victorious Over Simpleton
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Lufkin Daily News | Submitted by: GULLY MAN "A jury on Wednesday found a Lufkin man, described as having the mind of a child, guilty of resisting arrest in his home after police mistook him for a burglar. A judge then sentenced the man to serve 30 days in jail and pay a $500 fine... A jury concluded Sa...
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Boy Kabob
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MSN | Submitted by: Anne_Ecdote "Thirteen-year-old Dez and his buddies were playing outside his house in Lynchburgh, Virginia, using the bamboo sticks as swords when he was impaled by one of the weapons... He had placed the stick down the back of his shirt, and it pierced him when he jumped. &qu...
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Prophet's Tongue Given Release
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Longmont Times-Call | Submitted by: Lady Mayhem "A 21-year-old man used a steak knife to cut out his tongue, which he then flushed down the toilet... The man believed he was a false prophet and thought that cutting out his tongue would prevent him from sinning... He attempted to cauterize the wo...
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Donut Break
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LA Times | Submitted by: JJ "Dancler was dismissed for engaging in misconduct while on duty and in uniform, and participating in "indecent acts" that reflected unfavorably on the city workforce... Acts included "groping the bare breasts, spanking the bare buttocks and bei...
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Ivory Snow Skinny Dip
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Morning Sentinel | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III "Police have no idea why a naked, crying woman crawled into a sewer pipe emerging from a cliff 25 feet above the Kennebec River on Sunday morning... Massey said he did not know if the woman had ingested a new synthetic hallucinogenic drug k...
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Double Hangover
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Modesto Bee | Submitted by: anonymous "Residents on Hale Aloha Way in a Ceres, Calif., awoke to the sound of a man, who happened to be drunk, screaming... They found him lodged headfirst in a narrow storm drain." Read article...
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Unsatisfied Customer Licks Lemon
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Seacoast Online | Submitted by: greenpotatosoup "Angry that a Lafayette Road car dealer wouldn't take back the van he bought on Monday, David Cross drove "the lemon" back after closing on Tuesday and crashed it into six cars parked on the lot for sale... "I hit the first $25,0...
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Max Hardcore A Free Man
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Forbes | Submitted by: furpo "Little was released from La Tuna Federal Correctional Institution in January to a halfway house in Long Beach, California; as of July 19, he is a free man... For the next 36 months, Little will be under court-ordered supervision." Read article...
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Archaeologists Uncover Prehistoric Cave Boners
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The Local DE | Submitted by: SlippermanPubes "Archaeologists working for the Bavarian State Office for Historical Preservation came upon the primitive engravings in a cave near the southern city of Bamberg after decades searching... The ancient artists appear to have taken their inspira...
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