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That Canadian/Canadien Cop show gets reviewed.

The Best TV Cop Show Is...Canadian?


 

 

         
Da VinciÂs Inquest

Behind all the Canuck jokes lies a truth most Americans dont want to acknowledge: Canada does everything we can do -- better. Hockey. Health care. Urban planning. Even rodeo. (Im talking about the Calgary Stampede here, buckaroo.)

Now we can add police procedurals to that list. Sure, its an all-American genre, rooted in Hollywood noir and refined down the years by Dragnet, Kojak, Hawaii Five-Oh, and their ilk. But today its a genre gone to seed, at least on this side of the 49th parallel. Law & Order and its bazillion offspring, the entire absurd CSI franchise, countless one-off, one-trick ponies like Crossing Jordan and Numb3rs: these are morality plays for the too-easily entertained. Worse, their total predictability is the key to their entertainment -- and advertising -- value. Deviations from the pattern (crime-investigation-suspect-new evidence-new suspect-surprise-conclusion) are avoided like tainted meat. And so, every evening at 10:47, in living rooms across the nation, a dozen formulaic shows toss off their final, decisive plot twists -- just before the last commercial break, natch. What will happen? Stay tuned to find out!

Into this musty attic, Canadas Da Vincis Inquest comes like a cool breeze off the Pacific. The Da Vinci of the title is Dominic (played by Nicholas Campbell), chief coroner of the city of Vancouver and a man who has learned to tread lightly on the blood-soaked paths his job leads him down. He does the usual police-procedural things -- solves crimes, questions authority, rubs his bosses the wrong way -- but he never gives off the air, so common to his American counterparts, of a beleaguered saint. Our detectives treat murder as a dark window on the human condition. This, we are solemnly admonished, is death. On Da Vincis Inquest, the attitude is: thats life.

That Da Vinci is an altogether recognizable human being adds to the shows appeal. Hes divorced, but friendly with his ex; they share their teenage daughter without too much rancor; hes mostly on the wagon, but occasionally, to his genuine remorse, falls off it. Nobodys a genius on DVI; nobodys a complete asshole, nobodys a hero, and most importantly, nobodys a cliché. Plot lines occasionally trail off into nowhere, or -- gasp, reader, at the respect for the average Canadians powers of recall -- persist through several episodes. My god: Its almost like real life.

Da Vincis Inquest is not The Wire; its a primetime crime drama -- pure entertainment -- but its a great one. A smart one. You never actually need to watch its American counterparts: you know exactly whats going to happen before the first chung-chung stops echoing. Da Vinci, though -- you want to check in with him on now and then. See what hes been up to. Its always something interesting, and its always a good story. That, as they say in showbiz, is entertainment.



-- Edited by Uke at 01:24, 2008-08-25

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Kiss my ass! They could never beat "Adam-12"...

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...or ChiPS. Or my all time favorite, "Car 54"!


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Uke wrote:

...or ChiPS. Or my all time favorite, "Car 54"!




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Uke called me....he is all excited about his toast from this mornings breakfast....except he can't find the butter.

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I got margarine...from waaayyy back in the fridge. I just hope it ain't like spoiled...

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Uke wrote:

I got margarine...from waaayyy back in the fridge. I just hope it ain't like spoiled...




So you're going to lube up Ponch before you eat him?



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Uke wrote:

I got margarine...from waaayyy back in the fridge. I just hope it ain't like spoiled...




So you're going to lube up Ponch before you eat him?

 



He has to go through that "thing" first..

"LA 15 Seven Mary Three and four, we have a possible 2-11 in progress..."

 



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One Adam 12, One Adam 12, see the man at the RoHo, insult in progress.

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Oooooh! Darn that Troll!

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Freddie Krueger wrote:

One Adam 12, One Adam 12, see the man at the RoHo, insult in progress.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbJfJ-7YRgg&feature=related



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Randolph Mantooth didn't make the cut for Adam 12. They made him a firefighter instead...

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Kent McCord from Adam 12 gets a little talk from
Jack Webb from the best cop show ever..!!!



-- Edited by Calvin at 13:28, 2008-08-25

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Kent McCord might be Tom Brady's father...

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Buckethead wrote:

Randolph Mantooth didn't make the cut for Adam 12. They made him a firefighter instead...



Robert Urich didn't make the Adam-12 cut either.





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