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City hit by 'legal to pee' prank

Man in front of 'urination sign' in Nottingham
The council said anyone taking the advice of the signs could be prosecuted

People should ignore signs telling them that it is legal to urinate in certain public places in Nottingham, the city council said.

The signs, which were put up by pranksters in and around Nottingham, are designed to look official.

They feature a toilet sign and include the words: "Public Urination Permitted After 7.30pm".

Nottingham City Council is now urging the public to ignore the notices as it sets about removing them.

'Cleaned daily'

The prank also featured a laminated note, headed with the logo of Nottingham City Council, which said the scheme was aimed at reducing the mess faced by residents outside their homes.

A spokeswoman for the authority said: "It is an offence to urinate in public and these signs have been put up illegally, for whatever reason.

"We would urge people to ignore them, otherwise they could find themselves inadvertently facing a prosecution.

"We are taking the signs down as quickly as possible and if anyone spots one of the illegal signs we ask them to please contact the city council so they can be removed."

The notice reads: "In an attempt to reduce late night public nuisance, during the holiday period, Nottingham City Council has designated several public urination areas across the city.

"This urination area will be cleaned daily between the hours of 5am and 6am."





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New Orleans could use a few of those signs.

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This is no prank!

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The world is my toilet. I piss anywhere I want, as long as the temp is over 40 degrees...

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One of the best parts of working for this railroad, peeing just about anywhere I want.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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Buckethead wrote:

The world is my toilet. I piss anywhere I want, as long as the temp is over 40 degrees...

I piss in my back yard with the dogs just to make sure they know whose yard it really is.

 



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Mar 7 1945

Gen. George Patton urinates in the Rhine after the U.S. Third Army takes the bridge at Remagen.



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I think I will piss on my cats just to show them who owns who.

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I think I will piss on my cats just to show them who owns who.



 They will probably gang rape your ear when you fall asleep.



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Ha! I don't think they are smart enough to order the strap ons that they will need.

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Freddie Krueger wrote:

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Pissing on KFC employees gets free chicken...

 



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Buckethead wrote:

The world is my toilet. I piss anywhere I want, as long as the temp is over 40 degrees...

I piss in my back yard with the dogs just to make sure they know whose yard it really is.
Snippy's Sasanqua grows so nicely and blooms so purty.
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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